Gen Alpha Humor Novels & Stories

“Ah, let me guess. You have an ill grandmother who desperately needs an operation which happens to cost exactly 3500 dollars.” Genie knew that she should be outraged by his sarcasm. But for some weird reason, she found it funny. Her laughter first surprised, then seemed to tickle his fancy, which wasn’t what she'd intended. “You are a wicked girl, Genevieve Mitchell,” he said with a rueful smile on his lips. “I think I could get to like you.” “You mean if you didn't despise me so much.” It was his turn to laugh and Genie found that extremely attractive.

She laughed at the last part as if it was meant to be a joke. Ana picked up her fork again and resumed eating, her appetite slightly diminished. She hated these moments. She felt the heat of everyone's eyes on her, waiting for her response. "Is 'not being Gen Z' going to unkill my child? If not, shut up and eat. Or you can be a surrogate mother for us; we'd appreciate it," she said, continuing her meal, which was beginning to taste bland. She ignored the gasps and judgmental glares that followed, aware that she had just disrespected one of the eldest in-laws.

“Because both his parents were genus’s, they pushed him to learn and he started Harvard when he was 11 and finished his bachelor degree at 16. Anyway he hated being in the limelight and took small jobs here and there, avoiding people until he died. By the end he didn’t even talk to his parents. But thankfully you and daddy aren’t genius’s so we should be ok” layla snorts with me as I laugh, drakes face falls as he glares at her. “Excuse me I test 150” He snaps at her, she rolls her eyes “Oh please daddy, even mark zuckerberg is 152” “And he’s a bloody genius” She throws her eyebrow in the air, then she starts to laugh “Your funny, you should be a comedian” She tells him giggling and shaking

Her goofy smile. She had never been a carefree person. Right from the moment, they started talking she was always brutally sarcastic, subtly serious, but this dark-humored girl who had gotten him for good. Seven observed that she was always sounding so happy over the phone. But it was not the kind you envisioned with a smile on the lips. Just this distinct gaiety. He studied the picture for a little while. He sighed. “I can't believe I'm about to do this.” Seven said aloud. Going to his home screen, open G****e Chrome. He typed the words, “Reverse G****e Image Search,” and click the search icon.

While our pack may be large, with over one hundred thousand members, I can't help but feel the pain of all those we lost. In all my years as Alpha, I've never heard of so much bloodshed. We have been lucky to avoid all wars for the past thousand years, which is probably why this one hurt so badly. However, I should've expected this to happen. The moment I found out our firstborn child was to be a girl, I knew that tough times were ahead.

I admit that because I'm a gangster and I don't know how to deal with people with a personality like mine. "You're just making it worst Gen. I'm just thinking that it's my habit, maybe what to do about it," I promised and got nervous again. Gen laughed because of what I said. "Of course they're nice. Besides, they're old August. Maybe, if they're our age, you and Queen Snow will get along, ah, that's all." "Let's go." Cayden suddenly promised that he didn't even look at us. None of us paid any attention to it.

she replied, still trying to process the unexpected humor. Fabian nodded, his face remaining impassive. "Yes, I have a peculiar sense of humor. I find it amusing to deliver jokes with a deadpan expression. It keeps things interesting, wouldn't you agree?" Stellina couldn't help but laugh, relieved that her impression of Fabian's comment was misconstrued. "Indeed, Fabian. Your deadpan humor definitely caught me off guard. I appreciate the levity in this serious situation."

Juno replied with origin without intending to dig the contents of his brain even deeper. I almost let go of my lips and burst into laughter. Nothing funny. The answer even seems strange. Weirder than yoga jokes. But what makes my stomach shake amused is juno's facial expression. Smiled broadly and then put his tongue out, satisfied with the words he made, his rudeness, Juno's face like a moron, really. "Nothing funny," I said, not entirely lying, because what made me want to laugh was not from what he said, but from juno's normally cold and cavalier facial expression to being like a man with almost extinct sanity.

The bunch gasp in shock before laughing yet again. "You're the best, Al," Gen touches her stomach as she bends, trying to stop from laughing too hard. I grin as the kitchen bursts with laughter again. My second prank for them is by glueing a pair of googly eyes on every item in the fridge. But Honey is definitely not amused by the look on his face.

Maya says " Well you can't blame them. Johanne needs to get all the spotlight you know " I say " She is just a fucking attention seeker. like I don't understand why she must try to pick on innocent people every single day " Gen says " But you got her real bad I must say " I say and then laugh. " Yeah I know her weak point you know " Gen says smirking " Anytime you smirk you kind of remind me of that stupid jerk faced idiot " I say angrily.