Gen Alpha Humor Novels & Stories

While our pack may be large, with over one hundred thousand members, I can't help but feel the pain of all those we lost. In all my years as Alpha, I've never heard of so much bloodshed. We have been lucky to avoid all wars for the past thousand years, which is probably why this one hurt so badly. However, I should've expected this to happen. The moment I found out our firstborn child was to be a girl, I knew that tough times were ahead.

I admit that because I'm a gangster and I don't know how to deal with people with a personality like mine. "You're just making it worst Gen. I'm just thinking that it's my habit, maybe what to do about it," I promised and got nervous again. Gen laughed because of what I said. "Of course they're nice. Besides, they're old August. Maybe, if they're our age, you and Queen Snow will get along, ah, that's all." "Let's go." Cayden suddenly promised that he didn't even look at us. None of us paid any attention to it.

she replied, still trying to process the unexpected humor. Fabian nodded, his face remaining impassive. "Yes, I have a peculiar sense of humor. I find it amusing to deliver jokes with a deadpan expression. It keeps things interesting, wouldn't you agree?" Stellina couldn't help but laugh, relieved that her impression of Fabian's comment was misconstrued. "Indeed, Fabian. Your deadpan humor definitely caught me off guard. I appreciate the levity in this serious situation."

Juno replied with origin without intending to dig the contents of his brain even deeper. I almost let go of my lips and burst into laughter. Nothing funny. The answer even seems strange. Weirder than yoga jokes. But what makes my stomach shake amused is juno's facial expression. Smiled broadly and then put his tongue out, satisfied with the words he made, his rudeness, Juno's face like a moron, really. "Nothing funny," I said, not entirely lying, because what made me want to laugh was not from what he said, but from juno's normally cold and cavalier facial expression to being like a man with almost extinct sanity.

The bunch gasp in shock before laughing yet again. "You're the best, Al," Gen touches her stomach as she bends, trying to stop from laughing too hard. I grin as the kitchen bursts with laughter again. My second prank for them is by glueing a pair of googly eyes on every item in the fridge. But Honey is definitely not amused by the look on his face.

Maya says " Well you can't blame them. Johanne needs to get all the spotlight you know " I say " She is just a fucking attention seeker. like I don't understand why she must try to pick on innocent people every single day " Gen says " But you got her real bad I must say " I say and then laugh. " Yeah I know her weak point you know " Gen says smirking " Anytime you smirk you kind of remind me of that stupid jerk faced idiot " I say angrily.

Genesis struggled to speak as Lana's arms were a little too tight around her. “Sorry.” Lana released her and they both laughed. They went upstairs to see Elon together and the kid was more than happy to see Lana again. He even made Genesis join them to play monopoly. That evening was eventful and laughter filled. In fact, it was the most she had laughed in a while and she felt really content with where her life was. She was more than grateful. And as she watched Elon and Lana laugh, she smiled to herself. Things were really falling into place.

I knew deep down that this wasn’t at all funny, yet I laughed, maybe it was everything that has happened to me. “Why do you find this funny,” he continued, trying to hide a small smile. “I… I … I don’t find it funny Killian not at all, I’m simply laughing at the situation,” “You are a very odd one Genesis,” “So you’ve said Killian, are you going to hand me over to the king now, I heard he has a habit of collecting rare animals,” I teased.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I said to him, clarifying their obvious differences. Just because he has the same name as the Alpha King doesn’t mean he should impersonate that old mean wolf. Alpha King Reagan is unreasonable and very ruthless; he might kill him if he learned that someone is pretending to be him. It wasn't long after I said my statement that I found out that Reagan was laughing. What's so funny? I frowned but the sight of his perfect dentition made me blush so hard that I'm sure my ears are redder than fresh tomatoes. How can someone's dentition be so white and perfect? Definitely unfair!