Goofy Ahh Quotes Novels & Stories

the atmosphere was such a turn-on. "FUCKK! AHHHH! OH, GOD! YES! YESSS! YESSSSSS FUCKING GOD YEAH! HOLLY SHIT! I'M CUMMING! OH, I'M CUMMING AGAIN! HERE IT CUUUUMS! FUUUUUUUUUCK!"

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

“Fine! Do whatever you want but don't blame me when you get tagged as a desperate pretentious gold-digger.” “Don't worry, it's not going to surprise me since the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree,” I smiled sweetly and his little smile faded. Asshat!

I replied, attempting to maintain a neutral tone, but the sarcasm still seeped through. "Ah, we're discussing Aurora's attempt at throwing the most extravagant parties we've ever seen," Asher chimed in, his grin mischievous, and I couldn't help but chuckle. "It seems we can't talk about her without a hint of sarcasm," Axel added, echoing my thoughts with a wry smile.

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

Not that I needed it. “ Ace, that is super sweet of you. And if I were one of you this would be great but I’m not so.” I just left it in the air. Ace ignores what I said and barks at Goof “ Why are you just standing there? Get this momma some food.” Goof just shakes his head. “ Easy Ace, I am going to grab her coffee and juice.” Goof laughs. “ Goof, Ace, you don’t need to do this.” I said. “ Yes, he does.” Ace said. He turned to Goof who was now at one of those k-cup coffee pots and says “ And that better be decaf. Silvy doesn’t want the little one doing somersaults in her belly because you made it hyper.”

I asked when he still stood there, smiling strangely at me “Not quite, I just think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin me “ he smirked Oh my God, when does this torture end? I groaned internally “I’m actually good” I gave a tight smile, wishing he would just stop immediately. “No you’re not “ he argued “ I am “ I replied, wondering where this was going “No. You are goo” he looked at me Goo? As in that word, children used to describe disgusting things? I was about to get really offended.

Asahd smirked mischievously at her in amusement. ′Oh my gooosh! I can’t believe this!′ she thought, covering her mouth and confused on whether to laugh or scream or faint. She loved what she was discovering. ~~~~ •AN: 😏😏😏, your thoughts? •