Goofy Quotes Novels & Stories

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

Love- bye love. I smiled, Mrs A should really stop cooking with supervision. Me- where are you? J oaf- where you don't wanna be. Me- at home? In the toilet? J oaf- idiot. I'm at the mall. Me- oh poor you. Idiot. J oaf- Hippo Me- Buffalo J oaf- Alligator. Me- Hyena J oaf- Ostrich Me- would you leave me you oaf. J oaf- you started it.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

he says after a few minutes, tapping his fingers lightly on the steering wheel, “I’m really good at cheering people up. You wanna let me try?” “I don’t think anything is going to fix how I feel right now, Jack.” “Challenge accepted.” He grins, turning to look at me briefly. “Okay. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” I raise an eyebrow. “What?” “Sofishticated.” I burst out laughing, shaking my head. It was so stupid and so terrible, but it worked. “See?” He laughs, clearly proud of himself. “Told you I’m magic. One bad joke and you’re already smiling.”