Great Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

Laughing and discussing some unimportant, mudane things. Never in her wildest dreams, did she think she can be here with Gabriel Gerald . Cuddling and laughing . "You're not even watching the movie anymore." She pointed out. "Yes. There's a much more beautiful and interesting sight before me . I want to keep watching that one ." He gently pinched her nose. "Your pick up line sucks . " She wrinkled her nose at him . "Really?? " He starts to tickle her making her laugh so hard . "Please .... " She said in between laughter.

"If you know what I mean." "I don't... oh, yeah that." "See, I knew you could stop being dense." "I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem." "Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."

Sarah's words resonated with Gianna, and she lifted her face to ask, "How can I do that?" "Have you ever cooked for him?" "No." "Have you surprised him by taking him out? Like showing up at his office right after work and offering to drive him home? Or you can come up with numerous exciting ways to be close to him. By doing so, he will love you even more than before. This isn't a lost cause. Sometimes, rephrase his love messages and send them back to him. These messages will remind him of the emotions he had for you. Don't let his current negativity consume you. Remember, he was once a nice guy with amazing pickup lines."

She pointed to Mom, Dad, Love, and me. Poppy glanced at us briefly, but Hope quickly pulled her attention back. “On that note, I’ve got a pick-up line for you, Poppy.” Hope grinned before continuing, “Are you an angel? Because with you, I’ve found HOPE for a brighter tomorrow, FAITH that true love exists, and a LOVE that makes every day worth living.” “Hey! What about SUMMER?” Summer protested, looking annoyed. “Alright, take two. Pops, are you an angel? Because with you, I feel HOPE in every sunrise, FAITH in every warm breeze, and LOVE as endless as the SUMMER days.”

I said and went back to my phone. "So how did you and Xavier meet?" he asked taking a seat next to me. That's your best pickup line?...so lame "Oh we met through our parents" I answered and went back to my phone. "Okay so tell me about yourself," he said. ugh, can't this guy take the hint that I'm not into him. "Well I grew up with my parents and they provide everything I ask for me, "I said with a fake smile. "wow you must be really lucky t-"my phone started ringing which cut him off. Thank God.

He is such a loser, why in the hell is he in front of me? “What do you want Jackson?” “How about I’ll take you out, and we can do a little something. Turn that frown into a smile what do you say?” “How about you learn a good pick up line, instead of that lame ass one that you believe girls will fall for? When you learn how to think with your head and not with your little packet between your legs than we can talk” “Why are you being a bitch, playing hard to get?” “Wow you came up with that all by yourself? I said sarcastically.

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”