Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

I shyly but my lower lip. He smirks. "You're cute Thea." I rolled my eyes at him. "If that's your pick up line, dude it's so bad." Khaleel laughs while throwing his head back. "You are so lucky I treat as a sister and I'll forgive you for saying that." I chuckle. "But unfortunately that wasn't a pick up line, Thea. And I don't tell women they're cute. I'm not high school. I'm a man."

I took my phone and texted her P: Salut, where are you? ( Hey) E: Hello, I went to check one of my patient P: Oh sorry E: It's okay love! Do you want anything? P: can you get me a LYRICSANDPAPER with lyrics of 'I did something bad' E: By Taylor Swift? P: Yeah... I want to make it up to Luke, I was disrespectful towards him yesterday E: Ohh hey the lyrics aren't good as your intention P: I know but it's the most badass song of her

The offer is tempting. "Yeah? And then do what?" I raise my eyebrows. "Then we test out the bed," he winked. Oh, he is being a bad boy. "Won't we get in trouble?" I ask, suddenly worried. "Gosh Danny. You look like a complete badass, but sometimes you can be such a goody two shoes. Take some risks sometimes," Stephan complained. He is right. I can't play it safe all the time. "Alright, show me the bed." I grinned and let him lead me upstairs.

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

He sings in the worst voice ever. "Okay! First of all- never, ever, do that again. I beg of you. And second of all- not on your life. I'd rather think of a hundred disgusting things like, ohh I don't know dogs mating, than you. You are the last thing I'd ever think about." I scoffed. "Ahh, but you still think of me. Because you said just now and I quote, 'you are the last thing I'd ever think about'. He smirks.

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*