Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

He’s pretty cute with his jet black hair that was styled perfectly with gel and his hazel eyes. “Hey, beautiful. You work around here?” The cute guy asked. Is that even a question? Why will I be in a multi-billion company on a Tuesday morning dressed for work and in an elevator if I don’t work here? Some people are just a higher definition of stupid. Seriously, who invented that crappy pickup line. Is that suppose to sweep me off my feet and make me fall for him? I mentally rolled my eyes at how stupid some guys can get. “Hey, is it that what it looks like?” I asked with a small smile.

The offer is tempting. "Yeah? And then do what?" I raise my eyebrows. "Then we test out the bed," he winked. Oh, he is being a bad boy. "Won't we get in trouble?" I ask, suddenly worried. "Gosh Danny. You look like a complete badass, but sometimes you can be such a goody two shoes. Take some risks sometimes," Stephan complained. He is right. I can't play it safe all the time. "Alright, show me the bed." I grinned and let him lead me upstairs.

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

I want to keep her mind off of Stacey and the perfect opportunity comes up when I hear a guy spilling out one awful chat-up line to a girl at the bar. "did you just hear that guy?" I chuckle out to her. "no, what did he say?" "he just went up to that girl at the bar and said if I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "oh no, haha, that poor girl!" her laugh lights up my world and I want to keep hearing it. "yup, what's the worst chat-up line that someone has used on you?" "hmm, Savannah, Mia, Paige and I went to Rogers bar a few months ago and a guy comes up to me while I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and said are you a parking ticket? because you've got FI

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

"I was expecting to see sparkles in your eyes to prove why your parents named you that. You don't have anything about you that sparkles, more like shine. Has anyone ever told you your face is worthy of receiving a Grammy? It's a shame there's nothing like that or is there? I'm not sure. What do I know?" "This is why he's still single. His pickup lines suck," Stephan laughed. "Bro, just tell the girl you think she's beautiful and shut up." I stared at him a bit fascinated. He nervously scratched the back of his covered head and chuckled nervously. "You are more than beautiful and you are a hundred percent my type, your appearance that is. Your personality that I've seen so far is seventy perc

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. Instead, she nodded. “Go ahead.” The stranger then smiled and sat beside her, eyeing her with a hungry stare. He surely has his looks, but he’s obviously a womanizer. But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. The man then cleared his throat and offered his hand, “I’m Ian, by the way.” “I’m Maria.” She lied, not wanting to reveal her identity. “What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman like you.” She grimaced at that, hearing that overused line for a million times now. Can’t they be creative and think of another pickup line? Men really have the same brain cells.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.