Great Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

"Of course I am. I might be a little rigid, but even I have kept up with woman's rights. And besides, can you see me owning a dog? I'm much more a cat person." "If you're Mr. Joe Cool, then what was all that crap about women not able to protect themselves?" "Best pickup line ever when I was in the circus. Don't forget I was a teenage boy while cooped up. There weren't many girls close to my age, but there were some. Challenge a girl to prove she's tough and you get to cop a feel. From there?" "You used a pickup move on me?" Gina breathed the question, not daring to believe his nerve.

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

At this point, with the insane proximity between us, I could already tell that something would happen. I tilted my head a bit. “Yes?” With a little tug on his lip, he said, “You have the kind of eyes I want to drown in.” My full attention was caught. “And these lips... These darn beautiful labbra… If someone were to ask my name at this moment, I am pretty sure I wouldn’t remember it because your lips are all I think of now.” Wow. Oh wow. While his words are a better fabrication of the many pick-up lines I have heard in the past, there was something about the way he spoke. His sentences flowed out easily but they were filled with some touch of emotion. And I could not help but drown in his wo