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“…screamed, ‘I’M T-REX! I EAT CHICKENS!’ and sprinted straight for the coop, dragging three other kids behind him. The chickens panicked. The teachers panicked. I panicked. Diego almost pulled his gun.” I nearly choked on a laugh. “Diego would never draw a gun on chickens.” “Diego dragged my soul with his stare,” Maritza said. “And went, ‘Señorita, please get that child right now before these chickens have permanent trauma.’” Ash lifted his fork, trying to stab a mango. “The chickens ran super fast, Mami! They’re funny. Their butts wiggle.” He shook his shoulders as a demo. “I chased them. Then I said, ‘CHICKENS, DON’T BE SCARED, I JUST WANT A HUG!’”

I looked down at my feet until I heard her talk again. "What's up? Why are you all looking like I just threw a bomb? They actually look like each other, don't they?" She asked and I couldn't bring myself to answer her. I guess no one could as they all kept quiet. I looked up at Connie to her looking at her hand, Ashley was pursing her lips and looking at Zaire's face while Zaire's eyes were staring at the... Chicken. Oh come on, Zaire. Really? "But seriously, where did you get this chicken? I mean, the last time I checked, they don't serve this at the cafeteria." He said and I shook my head.

Elina mouth watering seeing chicken leg piece. Elina curses him " here he gave me fucking 100 dollars and see he is eating all the items.. what will I get in this high five restaurant for just 100 dollars.. ahh.. my chicken.. that too creamy chicken and with mushroom.. ahh.. he has to get stomach ache... he has to get diarrhea... he has to get food poison... my chicken.... I miss you.. " Elina can only see and get mouth watering.. huh it's better not to see... so she went and sat on the bench... few minutes skips... some three boys comes and flirt with her..

"No, but I found this excellent video on youTube..." "Oh great. But why are you putting the chicken in the microwave?" I ask. "Well, I never finished watching the video because it was boring," Logan says seriously. "To be honest, I don't even need to watch some complicated recipe. There's a button on the microwave with a chicken symbol right on it. I don't get why people don't use it to cook their damn chicken." I can feel the laughter bubbling up inside of me, threatening to burst out at any moment. I try to suppress it, but it's no use. Before I know it, I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face.

She suddenly pulled me for a hug, caressing my back. "I can still remember back when we're still young, your pet chicken was attacked by a dog. A huge dog was biting your pet chicken, but you didn't give up pulling your chicken just to separate it from that dog." I remember. Even though I was young, I could remember it. I had a pet chicken. I love that chicken so much. She have been with me since she was a chick until she grew up. I thought I could witness her laying eggs, but one day one huge dog attacked her. The dog suddenly entered our gate. I was just seven years old back then.

, She glared at him. "Oh Sister! One chicken has only two legs . Where do I get it from?", Boy said and shrugged off his shoulder "True, One chicken has two legs but one chicken also has one neck but I got thrice. Each time you gave me a neck piece but not a chicken drumstick and I want my chicken drumstick", Darika said loudly and people started watching them. Darika's parents got aware of her childishness and they face palmed themselves. "What's wrong?", Someone asked her. She looked at the person and pouted.

he wistfully smiles. "I also have Blue, Straw, Wild, Berry, and Capers" he added with a woeful smile. "Nice names for pets" she genuinely compliments him. "Ahm, I think I was turning five when I discovered that my favorite fried chicken came from chickens" he continued in a whisper. His embarrassment is so obvious that she can't help but furrow her brows. "We all know even as a child that fried chicken came from chickens" Though she was worried for him she couldn't help but be incredulous by his dumbness.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

I asked and raised the brim of the glass to my lips, taking a modest sip. "A chicken's ass when it eats," she replied before chuckling. "Ah, I'm so stupid." I stared at her blankly from the edge of the glass cup. "You're stupid, I know, but what?" She blinked. "Don't tell me you don't get it." My expression told her enough and she sighed exasperatedly. "You know, when a chicken eats, the butt is up..." she trailed off, waiting for it to click in. I faked a laugh. "Oh, I think I get it now."