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"Mama Ezra had once killed a chicken who had its eyes wide open as it was being slaughtered, she and her family had this sumptuous meal with the chicken and later at night she had a dream when the dead chicken had visited her with a bleeding neck and an open wide eyes...." This time he laughed so hard that his whole body reverbrated the sounds of his laughter as he clutched his hands around torso. His adams apple bulging up and down in pure excitement. He had momentarily forgotten that a few minutes ago he had been brooding over the thoughts of him dying. "Don't laugh, that story was creepy." his mum chided, smacking his arms playfully with a smile resting on her face. "No it's funny...it's
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My Ex-Husband Wants Me Back

My Ex-Husband Wants Me Back

Chicky drowned in a pond in the neighborhood. After being taken for a walk by Julie, it left the world forever. When Ash arrived, Julie was crying. Once the sadness passed, she asked him to bury Chicky. He agreed at the time. But in the community, there were cats and dogs around. Even if you buried it, it might be dug up. Ash thought for a moment and handed the chicken over to his subordinates to make roasted chicken. Strangely, that night, after Julie finished eating, she solemnly said, "Big Brother, did we eat Chicky?"
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Dangerous Pleasures

Dangerous Pleasures

Deb concluded, elbowing her mom and winking knowingly at her, "you saw the videos I sent you... He's got a big fat cock and he knows how to use it! Oh my god, Mom, he feels sooo good when he's deep in my ass, plowing me hard... Mmhh, just thinking about it makes me horny!" "Debra, stop!" Amanda said as they both giggled like naughty schoolgirls. "All this talk of buttsex and Jeff's big dick is making me horny too!" "Good, so maybe you'll listen to me and just do it!" Deb exclaimed with a chuckle, only to then soften her tone and add: "Come on, Mom... You know this is the answer. I'm okay with it, and Jeff is gonna be okay with it, and you can just relax and finally have some fun while he pou
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The Billionaire's Royal Princess

The Billionaire's Royal Princess

I only nodded my head at him as if he could see it. But I swallowed hard the moment I was fully done grazing the soap on his back. It was now my turn to graze the soap on his butt and I swallowed harder when I saw how gifted he is on that part. Seriously, why do men have more butt than us women? It’s so unfair! “Ooof,” Bullet laughed the moment my hand landed on his butt. “You are giving Kim Kardasian vibes on this part,” I told him as I laughed. “And yours are giving Nicki Minaj,” he bantered back and that is the reason why I hit him gently in the calf while laughing harder.
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Unholy Cravings-a Sinful Obsession

Unholy Cravings-a Sinful Obsession

"He's sincere, sweetie. I'm surprised to see you two so affectionate, but I'm happy, as well. Lord knows you were unlikely to meet anyone else your age around here." Bethany and Ronny came out to inspect the coop, and we all waited for her by the decal. "Oh my fucking God! I take it all back, this is trash!" Bethany squealed. "Burn it down, and the whole farm with it! It's all tainted with the memory of the dabbing chicken!" She then proceeded to break into the biggest laugh I've ever heard from her -- deep, wracking laughter that shook her to her bones and brought tears to her eyes.
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Sold To The Alpha

Sold To The Alpha

The butcher, always eager to assist, offered, "We also have chicken feet available today, and they come at a discount. Would you like some of those too?" Adam contemplated the offer briefly, recognizing the potential benefits of using chicken feet for flavor, but he ultimately declined with a polite smile. "Thank you for the offer, but I'll stick with the chicken breast for now." The butcher nodded in understanding and proceeded to inquire about the quantity Adam required. "How much chicken breast would you like, sir?" Adam considered the portions needed for the soup and replied, "I'll need one kilogram of chicken breast, please." With skilled hands, the butcher skillfully prepared the chick
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Single Life Survival Level Up: Anti-Skinny Revenge

Single Life Survival Level Up: Anti-Skinny Revenge

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.
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The Rogues - book 2 Own

The Rogues - book 2 Own

A hot fiancé waiting for me only wearing running shorts, a bucket full of fried chicken and to top it all my happiness… lime ice cream so I can have fun with after a ‘little snack’. Thank God, life is good!!! “I think that if I hadn’t bought this bucket, I was capable of having a fit.” “Then eat the chicken before I finish it with it, I’m also hook on Sandler’s chicken.” I turned by back grasping the bucket of chicken and Hunt laughed and joked. “I’m joking, Maggie, leave the chicken over there, are you taking it to the bathroom, are you mad? Go take a shower and come have dinner, I make pork ribs with barbecue sauce, baked potatoes and salad.”
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NOW YOU SEE ME.

NOW YOU SEE ME.

I sit upright with a big smile on my face. " D-Did, you just say buttocks?" " What?......Anything is better then butt chicks." He chuckles while whiping under his eyes. " Or buttlocks.." He teases. " There is no such word as buttlocks." I disagree. " There is, you just have never heard of it yet." " No, you just made it up." I argue. " I didn't. Okay if you don't believe me, how about you check it out on g****e." He suggests.
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The Stripper Woman

The Stripper Woman

I grumble turning my head away to avoid looking at the horrid creatures. "Featherless chickens," he supplies. "Why would you g****e that?" I snap trying to erase the picture from my mind. Jem shrugs and I groan. "I didn't even know featherless chickens existed. I'd like to go back to when I was blissfully ignorant of that fact."
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