Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

He retorted as I smirked, "It sounds weird to my ears. Harry is just okay." "Oooh, wittle Harry is getting pissed." I teased him causing him to roll his eyes on me, I let out a loud laugh. "Stop it, Lorien. It's not even funny," he glares which just made me laugh even harder. "I'm sorry but, I find it so funny." I replied, putting my closed fists just under my eyes as I started to fake a cry, "Wittle Harold Ellis wis pissed. Buhooo." "I told you to-"

, Harry finishes. Cam has his mouth open then shuts it like a fish out of water- wanting to laugh but holding it in, which leads to Perry and Harry softly giggling at him then leads me to full on laugh. Everyone turns their attention towards us as Cam still looks like a fish out of water- our small group continues to laugh at Cam until two sluts decide to make their presence known. “What are freaks laughing about?”, one says.

After the whole exercise, I decided to wait for everyone else to finish using the locker room just you know to avoid any negative energy and vibe. "Hey ,you still out?" Asked Harry freshly showered. "Yes, going over the games on my pad" "Oh okay, you know it's alright. I'm cool with whatever man but how the fuck didn't you tell me " "Wasn't so sure?" "So dick over pussy?" "Get lost ! Looser " and we both laugh. "What about Sophia and your family " "Well, they are surprisingly taking it well " "Bet pastor saw it in some revelation " "Get lost, how did you guess right" and we both laugh at the expense of the joke about father.

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The heat from the tea fogged his glasses, making it impossible to see the expression in his eyes. Just as Harry walked in. Crunch! The glass tea cup immediately flew towards Harry and shattered into many pieces right at his feet. This was followed by a powerful voice saying, “Kneel!”

Harry frowns. “I watched you make that, it’s just a normal drink. Where’s the magic?” He demands. “Here.” I say calmly as I reach behind the bar, grab some of the pink potion in my bare hands and fling it right at his face, essentially glitter bombing him. He sputters and coughs out a cloud of glitter. I expect him to be annoyed or complain but instead he just bursts out laughing.

Sam immediately frowned and reprimanded, "Harry, how many times have I told you to knock before you enter someone's room?" As the youngest son of the Stone family, Harry had always been careless, but he wasn't spoiled. He was just raised rough. In the past, he had the habit of barging into rooms without knocking. After a couple of embarrassing incidents, it was their parents who first made it a rule that he knock. Later, his brothers reinforced it with constant lectures. Thankfully, Harry was obedient. After being lectured, he had learned from it. But right now, he was in a panic.

Jocelyn burst into fits of laughter, holding her stomach hard, and her teeth flashing against Andy and Harry, mouth parted. Still laughing, she said, "You should be a narrator, you'll have the best selling clown stories." His smile turned into a frown, leaving both Anderson and her laughing at him. Harry looked down at his watch and said, "Oh shit guys, we're late for class!" That said, all sound of laughter ceased. They hurried to get out, while Anderson fumbled with the keys. "Full speed ahead!" Harry announced. They all laughed, running ahead of Andy as he locked the door.

The tension in the air was thick and heavy. Henry frowned at the burgers on the table, his nose wrinkling slightly. "Reheated burgers aren't fresh, Mom. I want doughnuts." Daniel coaxed him, "Your mom already made these, Henry. Let's not waste them. You can have doughnuts tomorrow, okay?" "No! I want them now!" Henry refused, his voice rising in a tantrum. Never patient with Henry's outbursts, Daniel started to scold him. But Siena interrupted, her tone sweet and conciliatory. "Kimberly, I hear your doughnuts are amazing. I'd love to try them."

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!