Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”

Clutch asked. My head was pounding so hard from last night’s partying, I’d momentarily forgotten about the mouse under my eye, and who’d given it to me. “That’s strange,” I said, before pausing. “What’s that?” “I don’t remember one of the books I sent you while you were locked up being a joke book,” I replied. “Here’s a joke for you. Knock, knock…” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourself,” he said, before putting his helmet on.

Suddenly. Knock. Knock. Knock.

This, my kids, should teach you about skipping game tutorials haha] --- Bullet Comments with spoiler will be screened out for the hero --- Knock, knock, knock. Three painfully slow knocks broke the absolute silence in the rabbit hole, and instantly Meph noticed the temperature around him pluming as if whoever knocked brought a silent snowstorm with them. His eyes landed on the door. The heavy, iron door that just trembled at the three seemingly polite and harmless knocks. “Alice, are you in there?” A low, creepy voice asked as if someone was suppressing a malicious laugh from escaping.

No, not his mouth. "It's an inside joke with the whole security team," he says. I'm surprised he's sharing this with me. "Seriously?" He nods, and we walk towards the door on the right, the one he referred to as Mordor. "I was told it started with your little brother. His bodyguard shared the joke with another bodyguard, and it spread." I can easily imagine Blake making a comment about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. We climb a few stairs, and I wait on a step below him, placing the suitcase on its wheels.

Harry knocked at the door but no one opened. A neighbour heard the persistent knock and came to check. “You just missed her, she has just gone to work and she will be back in the evening,” the neighbour said. “Don't keep on knocking like a mad person she is not in. You should learn that if you knock once and there is no answer that means that there is no one in the house. You look educated but you can't tell that,”he continued. His would made Harry boil with rage

I just clenched my knuckles and walked out to the coffee shop, while smoke was blowing everywhere. “Damn idiot, liar, arrogant, imbecile, conceited, stupid, narcissistic piece of shit, how I hate him!” I shouted while pouring the coffee into a plastic cup. “So you must hate him a lot?” Harry tells me, surprising me out of nowhere. “Dr. Steward, I didn't see you coming!” I said, scared and somewhat embarrassed, I didn't want him to think that he had a toilet mouth. “Who are you talking about, me? Do you hate me that much?”He asks me, teasing me.

As they pulled into the departure lane, the mood in the car turned quieter. Hope glanced out the window, then turned to her family. “You guys are too quiet. Someone make a joke or I’ll start crying.” Ethan cleared his throat. “Knock knock.” Cassie blinked. “Really?” “Knock knock,” Ethan repeated. “Who’s there?” Hope replied, laughing. “Oxford.” “Oxford who?” “Oxford you to leave us already?” he deadpanned. Hope groaned. “Okay, that was terrible.”

"No need to get violent dear, save that for another time, place, occasion and position if you know what I mean." "Brandon!" Heat rushes up all over my face and Brandon laughs his chest rising and falling. He cups one of my hot cheeks and laughs again. "You should stop that darling or you'll burn my shirt.." This time I don't do anything that'll make him tease me more and instead I stick with just shutting the hell up but I can't help the smile that appears on my face and I turn my head burying my face in his chest to hide it. "Now now pay attention to the movie Harry Potter is good. This is the part where Harry and Ron can't go through the wall and have to use a flying car to get to Hogwarts