Headache Humor Novels & Stories

I listened to their conversations mentioning his name, even though he wasn't there? I was finishing work today when suddenly my head hurt a lot. This headache of mine often appears at unexpected times, and now I suddenly feel the pain again. I closed my eyes, trying to breathe regularly. This didn't make my headache go away, but at least it could reduce the pain a little by me being calm.

" If you eat too much food, you're going to get so fat and you're stomach is gonna be like a balloon," I chuckled at my silly joke which no one was obviously buying. Max furrowed his brows probably having a thought about what I said but after seconds of thinking, he looked back at me and shrugged his shoulders. " Pass me your plate please," I scoffed before pushing my tray of plate towards him which he didn't hesitate to grab. " You should at least have something, I don't want you starving yourself," A sudden strong wave of headache pounded on my head, nearly knocking me off. I painfully whimpered, bringing my hand to the side of my head and feeling my temperature suddenly rising.

I stood up and copied the way he walks putting my hands in my imaginary pant pockets. "CaLl mE Mr. HaRDiNg! Because if you call me by my first name I will lose it and throw tantrums like a fucking three-year-old!" "I am the worst! I am a human version of period cramps" I was enjoying this. I went on a few more minutes, roasting him alone. "I'm the proof that God has a sense of humor!" "I think I was dropped on my head when I was a baby... No, no, I didn't just drop. I was thrown in the air, smacked by the ceiling fan, and tossed out of the window! That is why I have half a brain"

But after many weeks, there are more and more people that is going back and forth to the hospital for a single reason of having a bad headache, even some of the doctors are also already gotten by it. This triggered the nation and this news spread out, because having a bad headache is already spreading. All netizens was experiencing the same issue: they started to have a red eyes and their skin starting to get dry and they were always feels hungry all the time. One of the most popular doctor was interviewed and concluded that the reason of the headache was too much usage of the earphone that invented by the DL company. After that message of that doctor the media was on the attention of the DL

However, before the man could finish speaking, his expression drastically changed. Clutching his head in both hands, he cried out in horror, “Wh-what’s happening? My head… why does it suddenly hurt so much… aaaaahhhhhh—!” The crowd quickly scattered, staring at him with fear. Just moments ago, he had been ridiculing Raina with a mocking tone, calling her a fraud. But now, infected and suffering from splitting headaches, perhaps out of desperation—or some deeper reason—he pinned his last shred of hope on her.

Just then, Atwood walked by with a leggy woman, chuckling, "Get a room, you two." Emily released her grip, her smile all business, "He always complains about headaches. I was just massaging the Hegu point. It's really effective for relieving headaches." In annoyance, Ronald Richardson kicked at Atwood Silas, "Beat it, stop making a scene." Of course, he knew Emily wasn't helping his non-existent headache. Sobered by her combat abilities, Ronald toned down his act despite appearances. Glancing around, Ronald saw Jean beside Stacey, with Haley on her other side. He led Emily to the open spot next to Murray.

"It's a drink for your migraine." "I don't have a..." I felt my head thump wildly and clutched it. "Ow!" "You were saying?" His eyes still stayed on the pages of his book. Fucking hell, how much more cocky could he get? I grumbled something incoherent, and he lifted an eyebrow. He then shook his head in a bemused fashion. "After your rather... shocking experience," He smirked at the pun for a few seconds before his demeanor was back, "I figured you would need it."

She sighed and put her hands on her waist. “The best way to get rid of a headache, especially your type, is by drinking a lot of coffee. I would suggest black coffee.” He said with his hands in his pockets while walking backwards. “I don’t drink coffee.” MJ said with a plain face. “It is good for your type of headache.” He shrugged. MJ rolled her eyes and walked past him. “Are you seriously giving me advice on how to get rid of you?” She smirked at him as he caught up. “You will not get rid of me that easily, darling.” He said proudly. “I am a ladies man.”

he just hummed and I kept massaging his head. "Why are you taking so load on yourself?" I finally asked him. "Just trying to distract myself." he said nonchalantly. Huh? "Distract from what?" I asked him confusingly. "Nothing important." he said monotonously. As I know there is something more to it. But still didn't try to force it out of him. As far as I noticed he keep having headaches and this gloomy mood, also the nightmare he had that night. Does he have them frequently?