Headache Humor Novels & Stories

"You should lay down for a bit. Rest. I think it's because of the stress of what's been happening around here." "What is 'it'? How did I get here?" "I believe you swooned," I said, trying to keep the air less worry-like and incredibly humor induced. "I did not swoon, Arthur." She chuckled, still holding tight onto her temple to control, what I believe to be, a ranging headache. After all, she did fall on her head. "If I had swooned I would know where I am. Or at least wouldn't hold myself back from laughing at your pretty lame jokes. No offense." She said and it was my turn to laugh. My joke was horrible, everyone knew I had a terrible sense of humor.

Her delicate features are marred with concern. "I'm fine, Pipes. It's just a headache." Her eyebrows rise at my dismissal of her worry. "It could be a tumor." I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it. "Well, this isn't Kindergarten Cop, and I'm not Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's just a headache. Probably from all the stress of moving and now having two mortgage payments to deal with."

Doctor Hansel explained to Aurora, who was still lying in the patient's bed then. The doctor slowly led Aurora to get up. At the same time, Mario, who had been sitting swiftly, approached, offered his hand, then slowly helped his wife move from the patient's bed to sit back in the chair right in front of doctor Hansel's desk. "It seems I also didn't encounter any significant obstacles, doc," Aurora replied after sitting comfortably. "It's just that lately, I sometimes complain of headaches and tired legs when I stand too long or walk too much. My back or back of my body often feels achy and sore."

However, the pain persisted, a constant reminder of the challenges that lay ahead. James glanced at me through the mirror, his concern evident in his voice. "Is there anything I can do, sir? Perhaps get you some water or find a quiet place to rest?" I appreciated his concern, but I knew that the only way to ease this headache was to address the underlying issue. "Thank you, James, but I don't think water or rest will help right now. This headache is a result of the setback we faced in the meeting. It's a reminder that we can't afford to rest on our laurels."

"Stay put while I do that." I went from his hand to his neck to his temple, slowly massaging and watching his body slowly relax. "Where did you learn how to do this?" "Well, Leo—" I cleared my throat. I had sworn never to mention his name here. "A friend of mine who is a doctor taught me how to relieve headaches." Harvey suddenly went silent. He said nothing as I continued to massage his body and when I finished, he sat up. "Thank you." "Are you sure you're fine?"

I wasn’t the type to smile at paper, but my mouth twitched anyway. The elders pretended not to notice, which meant they noticed everything. Harlin made a slick comment about “extra-curricular counsel” and Miriam stepped on his foot under the table. I didn’t rise to it. I didn’t have the energy. It kept me moving until it didn’t. The headache hit on a Thursday, a sharp band behind my eyes that tightened every time I breathed. By evening, my skin felt too hot. I walked into the prayer room and Samantha’s eyes narrowed.

I closed my eyes and took it in, wishing my head didn't hurt so bad so I could fully enjoy it. He brushed a thumb over my hairline, "Headache?" "Yes," I grumbled. "I'll see if Deck's up and get him to run to a convenience store and pick up your hangover cure and some breakfast biscuits. Sausage and egg?" "um, hmm. Thank you." I whispered. My head felt like it would explode if I spoke louder than a whisper. He chuckled low, "Still a lightweight." "Still annoying." I shot back low. He snickered under his breath, "Still a cuddler."

“I thought that it felt very sweet getting along with you like this now, and you looked very cute when you were angry.” “That’s all?” Catherine did not believe it. Last time, he also had a headache when he recalled something at McDonald’s. “Have you had headaches before?” “I’ve had fewer headaches since Sarah helped me treat them.” Shaun froze. “It seems that every time I have a headache, it’s with you. Should I consult a neuro...” “Are you afraid you have a tumor in your brain?” Catherine joked.

She tried to block the painful memories as it was not helping her headache at all. Serene sighed and freshened up and got dressed. She held her head and went out have some Crocin and good coffee rather than room service. While on the tHIRD FLOOR "Uugghh!!!! Rowan stop laughing and help me please. My brain would burst . Get me a Crocin and a strong coffee pleasse. " requested Rose who was irked by her lingering hangover.

“I told Helena that I have a social meeting outside today, so I won’t go to the company.” Hailey gasped in amazement as she looked at Travis, a workaholic, who was shamelessly fooling around. “I didn’t expect you to mock as much,” Hailey said. Travis said indifferently, “I’m human too. It’s normal if I want to relax once in a while.” “You can relax as much as you want. Can you not take off my clothes?” Hailey believed it was inappropriate to engage in any vigorous activity while suffering from a headache.