Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

I replied hopeful, "Just wait and see." Aunt Lou smacked my head playfully, "You said that to every man you liked and in the end, you always get broken hearted!" "Heaven's a heartbreak away." I smiled "I admire your positive outlook but don't you come back here crying again, okay? You always come here saying your crush have a new girlfriend." Aunt Lou joked around, "I'm starting to think this isn't an orphanage but a retreat house for the broken hearted girls." I laughed, "Hey! I'm not going to be broken hearted again."

"I'm sorry Charity, I won't be going to the victim's home today. Something came up. We'll go some other time" I think the phrase, shattering of heart is a bit too underrated and considered too literal, used in literary works and in certain kind of situations to prove how pleasant our grasp of good grammar is cause I can testify that my heart practically broke into a million pieces that all the glue in the world wouldn’t even dare put together if they tried as I read through Detective Roman's message that morning.

Annoyed, Seungkwan and Hoshi hit him. “Ahh! Ahh! That hurts!” Dokyeom complained. “I will really tell the quotes now.” He forged a cough and fit his sitting posture. Next, he set a solemn expression in his eyes, as if putting his soul. Then in husky voice, he said, “A broken heart is the worst. It’s like having broken ribs. Nobody can see it, but the pain is unbearable every time you breathe.’ said Bobby Wayne.” Seungkwan and Hoshi went, “Wooooooooooooo~” They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this.

“Gosh, I just found out that Mr. Thomas is really good at sarcasm.” He chuckled, not feeling guilty at all. “Heartbreak is hard, Wilna. But, you don't have to torture yourself like that. Playing in the rain and coming home with a fever is a bad idea.” I snorted in annoyance. “None of your business.” “But I was right, wasn't I?” He teased again, making me even lazier to respond.

“Does it hurt? Why are you so foolish? How could you hit yourself like that?” Lucas looked at her worried expression and smiled foolishly, wiping away her tears. “It doesn’t hurt. Not at all. As long as you don’t cry, nothing else matters. When you cry… that’s when it hurts the most.”

she asked apologetically while he laughed, “ Oh no... Actually, he is in a bad mood because of his recent breakup, ” “ BREAK UP?? ” she whispered in amusement and then laughed apologetically, “ It seems like I misunderstood your relation, haha, I'm sorry, ” “ No problem, actually I enjoyed it, ” Kartik said while winking at her, she laughed as she added, “ You are so funny, he is lucky to have a friend like you, ” “ Mm... But, I'm helpless this time, I don't know how to make him happy this time, after all, it's the first time he is experiencing such heartbreak in his life, ” said Kartik while thinking something whereas the bartender said excitedly,

“Don’t apologize for what you feel, Natalia. You loved him. It’s natural to cry when you have a broken heart.” He said seriously, which made her look up and stare at him. “Why?” She asked, furrowing her brow. She couldn’t help but shake her head. “Nothing, you’re just so cool the way you speak. It’s like you’ve been heartbroken a few times already?” Even while crying, she managed to joke. “Well, yeah, let’s just say I’m the vice president of broken hearts and tearful souls, and I’m the president.” He said with a smile.

We are indeed soulmates! Scott sent three heart emojis. Briana bit her lip as sadness squeezed her heart painfully. 'Don't be sad, Bri. If Jack no longer wants you or can no longer remember you, worry not, my love, I'm still here for you. My love for you will never change. Always remember that!' 'Um, regarding the deal we had...'

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.