Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

It began with a chuckle and quickly escalated into actual laughter, weak and short of breath from the fever yet full and real. Isabella’s face turned red. “You…” “I’m sorry!” Between bubbling laughs, I gasped, holding my hurting belly. “It’s just…” I dabbed my eyes, still laughing. “I never expected that.” She scowled. “Happy my heartbreak is entertaining for you.” I tried to get sober, but the picture of Ricci and Isabella in some devious love story was just too absurd. “He was a jerk back then,” she mumbled.

I laughed because if I didn't, I would cry and I would be damned if I cried in front of a rodent like Ari Thunderbolt Black. I laughed because life was giving me the finger again and I am once again helpless about it. I mean why the hell not? It was certainly better than breaking down in tears or having another emotional breakdown. I laughed because I guess deep down I have been waiting for the other shoe to drop and good lord! It was a goddamn heavy show and it dropped on my head. I laughed because…here we go again. I laughed because frankly there was nothing else to do. "What's so funny?" Ari was puzzled.

So stupid that I couldn't see what was happening? I sniffle back tears. I should have done something worse—hit him, maybe shoot him in the head and watch his head splatter across the office. I should have shot Mrs. Davis too. Too bad I could not even move, I stood there like a foolish human. A sharp pain spreads through my chest. Is this what heartbreak feels like? Like someone’s reached into my chest and ripped my heart out with their bare hands. I laugh bitterly, wiping at my face. What a joke.

He looked me in the eye and shook his head. "Nothing. Go to sleep, why are you still awake? I told you to take care of yourself.. Why aren't you listening?" he asked again annoyed. I sighed. "I'm not sleepy.. I'm thinking about something." I said. "What again?" he said in a flat voice. "I read some quotes on g****e. And I think that suits you?" I promise. He nodded. "Then, share it with me." he said and I immediately followed. "Are all Singles sad? Why are all taken happy?

I defended again. "Fair enough, he was also joking when he threw you the cup of hot coffee which you had woken up early to prepare for him with love, shattering the customized mug you designed for him on his birthday, so funny right? Such a great sense of humor” My inner man scorned.

“So, why did you follow me? Would you like to celebrate the most hurtful heartbreak you ever had?” “Would you like some ice cream?” he asked, which made me burst into laughter. “W-Why? What’s so funny, huh?! What’s so funny about eating ice cream?!” “There’s nothing funny about eating ice cream, but with a man who eats ice cream whenever he’s heartbroken, that’s so funny! You are such a baby! Hahaha!” “If you don’t want, then just shut up and cry like a monkey all you want.” He said as he began walking away from me. I ran towards him. “I’m just kidding, babe! Hahaha!”

I hold on to the edges of the sink. " of course. I mean, to everyone except the one you like," she giggles making me smile. " so, I thought you were on my team, and now you are laughing and giggling at my agony aunt Marine," I put on my ' you broke my heart' expression and we burst into laughter together.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

“You know what I missed most?” “What?” “Your voice notes. Even the unhinged ones.” I raise a brow. “Unhinged?” “You sent me one about how you felt personally betrayed by a soggy bag of plantain chips.” I burst out laughing. “Okay, that was a low moment.” “And one where you screamed into the mic for eleven seconds straight.” She reminded me. “That sounds like me.” I concurred. She grins and lifts her glass. “To surviving heartbreak, soggy snacks, and resort cocktails strong enough to erase an entire decade.”

A bitter laugh escapes my lips—not from joy, but from sheer pain. I close my eyes tightly and wipe the tears that seem endless. “God, this is insane. I’m losing my mind,” I mutter, laughing to myself. I must look crazy now, completely unhinged. My heart feels like it’s being crushed, the pain suffocating. How stupid could I be to fall for his sweet lies again? “You’re the one for me,” he said. What a joke. My laughter turns even more bitter. “Says the man who only knows how to lie,” I whisper, shaking my head in disbelief.