Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

She pouted out of anger and asked him - "Is my face so bad that you have to keep adjusting your mirror?" Before Vikram could reply, Mike jumped in and said - "Jeez Akira, the purpose of the mirror isn't to look at people sitting behind . That happens only in your Rom-Coms", and then he started laughing hysterically . He thought Vikram would also join him in the laugh but he was dead serious . Utter silence prevailed in the car . The silence was so intense that it was almost deafening . Five minutes later Akira got an email and she screamed at the top of her lungs after reading it .

"When two people really love each other, and then one of them, could be the boy or the girl. Love someone new, or leaves the first person he was with, for another girl. The first girl would be sad, and hurt. Or if someone dies in a family, and the members cry, and start feeling sad and hurt, you can say they are heartbroken." I explained in as quick as I could, in the weirdest way as possible. And her eyes dilated in amazement at this. "So if you take me back to where you found me, I am definitely going to cry because I would be sad. And then hurt that you left me. So I can call that an heartbreak, yeah?"

But then Lucas took a deep breath and smiled again, saying, "My heart is completely broken, and it can't heal right away, even though I tried to forget. But being with you has helped me heal my heart faster." Lucas let out another long sigh, and the smile still adorned his face turned into a sad look as he said, "But it's a shame because I can't be a medicine for you like you were for me." "That's because I'm not as smart as you," Vivi said. "You can stop loving the woman who hurt you and try hard to heal your heartbreak. But I... I'm still in the same place, still holding my broken heart, not knowing how to let go of my feelings for Darren. I'm so stupid, aren't I?"

she said with a sad smile “I tell myself that sometimes” I joked to lighten the intense air “You are something else” she burst out laughing too “But I appreciate that, it felt really good to hear I still have someone that doesn’t hate my gut” I smiled “It is not just me there are others” she squeezed my hand. “Doesn’t look like it” I joked and we both continued laughing, it didnt feel entirely miserable to laugh at the predicament I was trapped in. I guess it had gotten to the stage where I could find the humor in it.

“Are you going to deny me after sleeping with me? I can’t believe you used me for your pleasure. How could you do this? I thought I could trust you! I can’t believe you used me and now you want to dump me.” I laughed even more at his words and the dramatic way he said them. I sat up because I couldn’t stop laughing and it was starting to hurt laughing while laying down. “You are very funny. Why would you say it like that?” I asked between laughs and he did something funnier by pouting in sadness. Oh goodness, I think my stomach might burst from laughter. Why is he so funny? “I am glad you find my pain funny, darling.”

“I feel stupid.” “You’re not,” he said firmly. “You loved. That’s never stupid.” We sat there like that for a while, the movie playing forgotten in the background. My breathing slowly evened out. The ache was still there, but it wasn’t crushing anymore. Eventually, Max handed me the ice cream again. “Eat it before it melts. Emotional breakdowns don’t cancel dessert.” I laughed… really laughed this time. “You’re such a goof.” “Yeah,” he said with a small smile. “For you, I'll be anything.”

“Let’s get you off the floor.” He let me guide him to the couch, sinking into it heavily. His head fell back, eyes half-closed, and for a second, he looked like a man who’d given up fighting. I sat beside him, unsure of what to say. The silence between us stretched. After a while, he spoke again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny?” “What?” I asked, my voice barely holding. “I used to think heartbreak was just something people exaggerated about in movies. Turns out, it’s very real.”

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

He says solemnly. “I’m sorry. I know you are being serious right now. But the only thing I can think of to say is ‘Do you have brain damage?’ and it’s hilarious because you kind of do,” I laugh again. This time an unattractive snort pops out and I cry laughing tears. “I’m sorry, I’m ok now.” I pinch my hurting side. “Eh hem. Ok. so. You want to break up. Yeah, that’s not going to happen.”

"Human expression when the one you love treats you like a friend. Nothing more. Aw. My doll is heartbroken." I glared at him. "Shut up, Tate. You are not helping me at all." "Come here, doll. I want to give you a hug. Let's celebrate your brokenness." "Shut up. The next time you will be heartbroken like this, I will be laughing at you." Tate drank the contents of the beer. "I won't be heartbroken. I won't love like you do, doll." He patted the chair opposite to him.