Heartbreak Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“I honestly think you might be exaggerating. It’s better to have loved and lost than to never love at all. That is a famous quote from Alfred Lord Tennyson, if I remember correctly.” “If loss is the only thing you’ve known, there comes a time when you have to cut those losses. No pun intended,” replied Morgan defensively. “By your tone of voice, I’m guessing you’re coming off of a bad breakup?” asked Maddison. “It’s that obvious, huh?” said Morgan, digging into the appetizers. “I’ve been there before, although it was a while back. It sucks and no words can completely describe the hollow feeling that you get but you have to let yourself grieve. When you let it all out, pick yourself up and mo

He was holding his sides as he suddenly started laughing loudly, unable to hold it in any longer. Natasha jerked Cam's hand off and stalked towards Malcolm. “You think this was funny?” she demanded. Malcolm was unable to stop laughing. He tried, he just couldn’t. If Natasha wasn’t so mad at him, she would have stopped to admire how handsome and how carefree he looked while laughing. She would have admired his lovely dimple that appeared on the side of his face when he laughed. But no, she was utterly pissed at him. “Do you really think this is funny?” she hissed.

Or is Kenan a sugar daddy now? Andien smiled at her own thoughts, unaware that Keanu was watching her. "What's so funny? I've never seen you smile for no reason," Keanu said, making Andien laugh. "Who says auntie smiles for no reason. Actually, Keanu couldn't quite see why you were smiling," Andien replied. Keanu's mouth and eye movements, suggesting disbelief, made Andien laugh again. Andien did not understand why she was always laughing and happy whenever she was with Keanu.

Her smile was radiant, a sunbeam that threatened to scorch me, leaving me withered and broken. “I can’t believe you tripped on your own two feet!” she cried, her laughter bubbling up like a spring, sparkling, infectious. "that is very hilarious." Antonio chipped in and Damian had a smile that graced his lips. I looked away, the image of their unbridled happiness a nauseating assault on my senses. I couldn’t bear to watch them anymore, to feel the pang of annoyance that tightened its grip around my heart with each shared smile, each affectionate glance.

What could go wrong? "Calm down, it was only three bucks," I scoffed , both of us stopping at the marooned front entry doors .It was time to rehearse our pathetic threatics of two supposed love birds. What's funny is that I've never truly been in love before so I had zero clue on how I should act .If anything I'd learned from those cheesy teen romcoms is that love makes people do stupid ridiculous things such as writing cheesy love poems with really cringe love quotes adorned with little red hearts on them. I feel physically ill just by thinking about it.

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I know it’s not easy to write about such a topic, but I received some truly fantastic and entertaining submissions—more than I was able to post, so I want to thank you all! Everyone stay at it and don’t get discouraged by a few halfwits and Gloomy Garys here and there. And when you have that breakup that seems to knock you off your rocker: drink a few margaritas (with extra salt), rent a couple corny, syrupy romance movies, have some ice cream, go buy some wine and get back on your feet! Oh… and read my blog if you need some clueless oaf to laugh at for a moment. But most of all, don’t forget that you’re all wonderful.

“Okay, okay, let’s just chill before someone loses an eye.” “I’m not done with you two!” I shouted, grabbing a pencil holder. “Whoa!” Billy raised both hands in surrender. “Phoebe, c’mon. It was just a joke!” “Oh really?” I hurled a notepad this time. “Is heartbreak funny now?” “Depends on who’s heart’s breaking,” Jasper muttered. “Say that again, I dare you!” I grabbed the stapler. “Okay, okay!” Billy jumped behind the desk. “Stop throwing stuff! Just breathe, alright?”

"It's not my fault you are miserable… Okay, it kinda is but it's not my fault you chose to kiss him over running around naked—" "On a football field! Neo!" I shouted. "And this is no longer about the kiss, it's about my heart—" "And so?" Sighing, I massaged my forehead, lifting myself to sit. "Look, there's nothing wrong in getting your heart broken, it's nothing. If you think that you can survive in this world without heartbreak, then you are not human. It's normal for people who have a heart. Just look at me, I've gotten my heart broken twice, and I've broken about thirty-five girls' hearts all my life—"

I stated instead. What the fuck? I slapped my palm on my forehead at my stupidity, and she just burst out laughing. I shook my head in disbelief. Why couldn’t I ever say anything romantic? She tells me I’m shaking her world, and I make some stupid comment about jacking off? What an idiot. “Sorry,” I muttered. She was still laughing underneath me. “Jace, you are too funny for words. I swear I haven’t laughed this much with a guy in,” she shook her head, “actually, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much with a guy.”