Hilarious Guild Names Novels & Stories

Allegra: Can we please rename the chat to something that doesn’t make me want to throw my phone into a river? Delilah: Fine, how about "Ladies of Grace and Dignity"? Lilianna: Look, I just think we need a name that reflects who we really are. Something timeless. Elegant. Delilah: "Throat Queens"? Allegra: I’m officially throwing my phone in the river. Lilianna: This group chat is an abomination. I pressed a hand over my mouth, trying to stifle the laugh that threatened to turn into an outright cackle.

[GIGATRON (Guild Leader: Dennis Zepher)] [Strongest guild in the server recruiting! I'm already Lv.3 with Autonomous Driving unlocked! Now seeking players with heavy trucks, tanks, helicopters, and rockets! Join and get free fuel and female slaves! Our goal: build the first mobile city! Elites only—scrubs need not apply!] [ROSE SOCIETY] [Female-only guild. Sisters, men can't be trusted. We arm ourselves! This is the last safe haven in the apocalypse!] [IRONCLAD INDUSTRIES]

Many mercenaries tried to find the power but continued to get lost, which made the summit gather bad rumors. Elise is confident that she can find the cave but she's not confident in fighting the wilds. She needed a mercenary that can fight in her stead. Then thinking about strong and trustworthy mercenaries... She remembers the leader of Peru Guild- Rj. Peru Guild is one of the most popular guilds in the empire. They gathered information faster like ghosts and because of the temper of the leader they sometimes went to a fight, which is slightly the reason why they lost their prestige. They were called crazy kings. Elise shakes her head with the author of The Lazy Lucky Princess, ridiculing i

“Then why are they called the—” The barman interrupted me with a long sigh and a shake of his head. “If you had a group of thugs and murderers for hire what would you call them? The Assassin’s Guild? Put it on a business card with your contact details, would you? Be a bit of a giveaway to the authorities, wouldn’t it?” “Oh,” I said. “I get it. And the Thieves’ Guild...” “The Cheesemaker’s Association. They do actually also produce cheese, but it’s more of a sideline.”

I wished that I could have been there on level twelve since I had been looking forward to seeing the ocean and going on a few mermaid quests. In three weeks, they managed to deal with the Hydra we had struggled with and defeat two more bosses. While I wished that I could be with Luka in the game, I was still excited when I found out they beat the levels. The further Luka made it in the game, the faster he would be able to get out. My brother had started a guild, known as the Silver Knights. I didn’t know if it was a guy thing or a wolf thing, but their lack of imagination annoyed me. First Luka named his company Wolf Tech, which made me roll my eyes every time I thought about it.

Xasha calmed down, he didn't backtrack, but he was making it up as he went along. Megan giggled. She closed the book she was reading and said, "that's not how it works, Xasha. If you will register a guild, it has to be a type of guild. It can be a merchant guild, alchemy guild, enchantment guild, mercenary guild, magic theory guild, hunting guild, magic combat guild, etc." "Why is it like this? You should be able to let your guild be anything you want it to be," Xasha complained.

Then, something could be seen playing in the clouds. Alex knew this. It’s some sort of a record rune. They compiled some short scenes into one and played it for the crowd. Some instances use this to advertise, while some uses this a quick learning method. But these runes are expensive, especially the re-usable ones. This showed just how high class this guild is. Visuals were shown and audio was heard. ‘The Fiery Lotus. We are a private guild that consisted of people who are experts in their own field. We accept complex and urgent requests. If you need it clean, fast, or even perfectly—we would absolutely complete it. We are not just lotus on a pond.’

Hera grumbled, dicing the onions. I snorted. Associating such a dark name with a measly lady, and not fearing her- how embarrassing, honestly. “Nah, she’s already sucking me dry I’m telling you,” Jalal added under his breath. They all laughed at the unintended sexual implication, and he turned red, trying to explain what he meant. I smiled despite myself. Madame Thelowar probably had a kink for this shi’. “The Harbinger” was quite an ugly name to go by if you ask me. No offence or whatever.

"Really? That's the best you could do? What about a name like Jack or Anders" He takes a deep breath, his eyes skyward, before he rolls the scroll up and puts it away. "If I make up a name, like Jack, and the City Guard were to question us at the next town, as soon as they check the guild registry they'd know we are lying," he explains. "All guilds have a running record of the other guild's members. Cornelius has been on our registry for five years but has never left the guild hall. That means he is not only an established member, but nobody outside our library knows what he looks like."

Mehmet slid me the closed envelope, sealed with the waxed emblem of the Seraphic Shadowmenders Guild: a thin, radiant halo pierced clean through by a downward-pointing sword. How ironic. Divine authority crowned by judgment. Purity sanctifying punishment. Light did not always protect. Sometimes, it simply gave permission to be violent. I had always laughed at their motto: We act in the name of the light, even when it spills blood. Perfect, really, for a guild that healed only after deciding who was worth saving. Pelin’s wide eyes followed me. “What does it say? Tell me!” The parchment crinkled between my claws as I tore the note open. My eyes skimmed the ink, my breath sharpening into smoke.