Hilarious Punchlines Novels & Stories

I went back on my drink. I learned that from a stupid riddle. A man went inside a bar for a drink. The bartender pointed a gun straight to his face. And later on, he thanked the bartender and left the bar. And the stupid answer is because hiccups stops when you're shocked, meaning that the bartender helped him. He didn't speak afterwards. I turned on the radio, Overdrive by Conan Gray started playing, but this time, we both keep our mouth shut, and I resisted the urge to sing at the top of my lungs.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”

viola unable to control her laughing she bursted into laughter and collapsed on floor while laughing she holded her stomach as it was paining due to heavy laughing liam was confused because he is expressing his grief but this girl is laughing like he cracked a joke he shouted "What the hell why you're laughing?" viola replied "how can you be this foolish I just made a prank to make you disclose your fake fever drama act but seriously you're foolish" he asked "so whatever you said now" viola continued "whatever I said was a pure lie I just used veniger and few spices along with chilli paste I dont think these will make a man impotent" Liam's face turned pale after listening to her lame prank

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

Giving it a minute in assumption that they would have walked further away from the door, I Iet out all the laughter I had been holding in for what felt like forever. I laughed and laughed, replaying the entire scene in my head. Each time it replayed, it became funnier and I laughed even harder. Crisis averted without a brain muscle in use, I almost couldn't believe it. In disbelief, I pinched myself to know if I was dreaming. I wasn't.

I reply, my voice softening, "Is everything alright? Why do you call?” -["Papa, I… I’ve a joke,"]- He says, his tiny voice brimming with excitement. "Oh, I love jokes! Go ahead, buddy," I encourage, looking forward to the adorable punchline. -["Knock, knock.”]- "Who's there?" I play along. -["Ba… na… na.”]- "Banana who?" I ask with feigning curiosity. -["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!"]-

“That’s not part of the game.” “I guess that depends on what you are planning on dishing out…I’m not the one smoking the weed, remember. If I was, you wouldn’t have to worry, because I wouldn’t be able…” “Maybe you should have a couple tokes and make us both real happy,” Carol said, and then started laughing , quickly followed by Debbie breaking into rolls of laughter. “You guys are hilarious…totally a gaff.” “We’re not done with you…let’s see what you got…oh yeah, we see what you got,” Carol challenged, again breaking them up.