Hilarious Punchlines Novels & Stories

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

"You're going to shoot me?" Finn's face looks devilish as he delivers the punch line. "Yeah, full of my cum," and then he does that one eyebrow lift thing men do. My uncontrolled laughter has me choking again and he pounds on my back as I reach for a drink. "That is the cheesiest thing you have ever said. I hope you've never used that line on a girl." "Oh come on, it wasn't so bad." He emphasizes the word come and then laughs with me.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

Why? Because [punchline]. | As Kate accessed the feature, she was presented with some of the most popular pick-up lines from across the country. Ecto would deliver the first half, she would press NEXT, and he would reveal the punchline. Some of her favorites were: | Is your name Goggle? … ’cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for. | Is your name wi-fi? … ’cause I’m really feeling a connection. | Is Geometry your favorite subject?

com, maybe. The big guys up front heckled him mercilessly after every punch line. It was mean and obnoxious and most of their comments were only funny to themselves. Finally, the biggest guy, a brute with shoulders as wide as an SUV, yelled something really crude, something not fit even for the liberal college crowd.

�𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 30 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠, 𝑂ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓. . People started to laugh and I didn't have the time to react from Carvie's sudden punch,with his continues punch

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

“I had to see her butt cheeks. She’s got a nice pair of ass.” I stared at Harold deeper, waiting to see how he’d react to the mention of Vicki’s ass. He laughed. An actual laugh. It threw me off my fury. Made me wonder what was so funny. “What’s so funny?” I asked him, feeling at a loss. “You,” Harold wiped tears from his eyes. “It’s funny how you manage to say the most ludicrous things with such a straight face.” “It’s not ludicrous. It’s my opinion,” I lifted my chin indignantly. Deep down, I was relieved that the pit in my stomach was gone. He hadn’t slept with Vicki.

"You are literally the funniest guy in this entire school!" Milo blinked, looking a little bit surprised by my sudden massive explosion of happiness, but he smiled huge anyway. "Really? I didn't even tell the punchline yet." "It doesn't matter, you are just totally hilarious!" I gushed loudly, making sure my voice carried across the quiet room.

The near misses, the convenient leaks. A humorless laugh rippled out of me. "So the good cop's not so good after all, huh?"