How Was Your Sleep Funny Answer Novels & Stories

Feeling sleepy, I just stretched my legs on the carpet, sitting with my back in support to the bed, I placed my head on the mattress, and closed my eyes and within no time sleep overwhelmed me. I woke up hearing laughter and saw Ryan and Sophie watching some stand-up comedy. I checked the time. I'm asleep only for 30minutes but the short nap is pure bliss. "Where's the food guys? I'm famished." "At last the princess is up," Ryan remarked without taking his eyes off from the laptop.

"I slept fine." "Really? Because you kept mumbling in your sleep. Something about running away." His voice carried that familiar teasing lilt that made my skin crawl with anxiety. Was I really talking in my sleep? What if I said something that gave me away? "I don't talk in my sleep," I lied, pulling out a clean shirt with more force than necessary. "Oh, but you do," Raymond said, and I could hear the grin in his voice. "It's actually pretty entertaining. You have quite the vocabulary for such a shy guy."

"Yeah, well, I’ve wanted to get you in that bed since you showed up at my door looking for hockey tips." A nervous giggle escaped me. I couldn't stop it. It was the exhaustion and the relief that he hadn't actually left me. It felt dangerously close to... something else. "That's funny?" he asked. "I get weird when I'm tired." "I remember. I used to hear you and Lucas laughing through the walls when I crashed at your place. Always wondered what the joke was." "It was usually you." "Figures." "And what a colossal prick you were," I added.

I replied, with a sheepish smile on my face. "Well, with how much fun you had yesterday I'm not shocked. When we finally got to sleep last night, I slept like a log," Jordan commented. "Yeah, and you snored like a lumberjack," Jack teased. Jordan instantly had a wounded look on his face causing me to giggle into my cup. "Don't laugh, baby girl. So, did you," Jordan said with a little shove into my shoulder. My mouth dropped to the ground in a suitably offended look. "I do not!"

Hell no! It was difficult to describe, but I felt as if something within me jolted me awake from a deep sleep. Does this even make sense? "I have a question." Quintin broke the silence when he spoke again. I didn't notice he had already stopped laughing and he went back to looking at me seriously. "Shoot," I quickly answered. I picked up the glass of water sitting at the table to wet my throat, which seemed to be dry at that moment. "Have you ever tried sleeping with a woman?" I coughed as the water I sipped choked me. Some spilled out of my mouth. Good thing I immediately grabbed the table napkin and covered my mouth.

I crossed my arms on my chest and kept looking at her while she was losing her sh*t, laughing at me. “What the hell is funny, huh?” I grunted and looked away from her, and I went near my bed to fix the sheets and pillows. “Nothing. I just want to wish you a good morning, Syd. Did you have a good night's sleep? Nightmares? Sweet dreams? Nothing? Sweet dreams. I'm sure of that. Was I in there? I know I am.” She answered, trying to contain her wide smile, then she asked and asserted with her confidence overflowing, making me scoff, hearing her absurd claim.

Why don't we keep the answer for next time. " You trying to avoid my question now? Or you're just embarrassed that I guessed your age right?" " I ain't, there's nothing to be ashamed of. So, how long have we been asleep? " " Five hours. At least you did sleep well, I'm happy. Next time, don't ever keep yourself awake at night. " " I can't promise you that, some times I don't feel like sleeping so I stay awake through out the night. Or I might have a lot to settle, I'm not that less busy as you think. "

Yes_you_suck You can consider yourself dead. Chloe_awesome_scott You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?! BEACH! Why was I even worrying? Cereal_killer Wth is wrong with you Soph? Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds? I_pooped I can't sleep. Please don't leave me alone guys. Please? Yes_you_suck You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today. Chloe_awesome_scott

I went on this trip with my friend and we shared a hotel room but different beds. After a night out, we went back to sleep and we were drunk so we said fuck it and just slept in underwear. In the morning, once I wake up, he looks at me and laughs. “what?” I asked “bro you was moaning in your sleep and took your underwear off”

She turns and looks at me with her mouth full of an omelet, “I’m sorry I woke you up earlier too with my laughter it was not my intention to wake anyone.” Swallowing what was in her mouth she tells me “No need to be sorry about that, it was just gross hearing that early in the morning you two love birds all loved up that early after falling asleep what four hours prior. It’s fine honestly, I had Greg snoring in my ear. Oh, and Lucas?” He turns to look at Jen wondering what she has to say, “Did you know you talk in your sleep?”