Humoris Novels & Stories

"Not the strategic version of the truth. The actual truth about what you're feeling." "I'm terrified," I said. "Of how much I care about your perspective. Of the fact that your opinion matters to my decision-making. Of the reality that you've fundamentally changed how I understand the world. And most of all, I'm terrified that if I admit all of that, I'll lose the control that keeps me functional." "That's the most honest thing I've heard you say," Eli said quietly. "And it's not actually terrifying. It's just human. It's just what happens when someone matters to you."

screen, in confusion I turn to see what he's looking at and there she is on the screen clinging to another girl, I looked closely at her long brown hair and big wide brown eyes, she was radiating fear "But she needn't worry" Abyss was tipping, the shock caused my heart rate to speed up and I had started sweating and that one word slipped out at the same time Acre said exactly the same thing "MATE".

Tommy says and they clink their glasses against mine. The whiskey tastes good, burning a trail down my throat, and I briefly close my eyes and savor it. Tommy and Joey don't seem to understand the meaning of the word "savor" though and they pound their whiskey back like a shot. They engage me in meaningless conversation to pass the time and Tommy keeps the whiskey flowing. Before I know it, I'm laughing and sharing jokes, and my thoughts of revenge have moved to the back of my mind.

not like this. To Be Continued...

Please, let this be a joke. "Exactly and I'm serious." He says like he's reading my mind. "Oh, I... I'm really s-sorry. I'll bring it back when I get dressed." I stutter and overthink the words I just spoke out loud. I should let it wash first of course. When I'm nervous I sometimes talk weird stuff and stutter all the time. I hate to show it like this.

I felt a switch back and I finally took a deep breath and I looked at her and looked like she was helping a deep breath too . " I'm so sorry I didn't mean for that to happen. I don't know what got into him." I apologized to her letting her know me. "Oh it's okay…. just he's scared me a little that's all ….by speaking and all.. I didn't know wolves could do that" she stated. " Well you and I are both dear"I said, just as shocked as she was. Then all of a sudden I see the same beautiful smile people cross her face. I guess she likes the word endearment. I chuckled a little and gave a small grin at her.

My other ‘ME’ killed a man, murdered someone. I saw the man’s blood squirt from his neck and in an instant, he dropped on the floor with his laptop. I know the man is already dead but the woman, which is me, is not satisfied. She went closer to the man and checked his pulse to see if he was already dead and after checking she laughed and wiped her cutter with the man’s cloth to clean the blood, she wiped the blood on her face too and on her arm and then she licked some of the blood on her finger. I heard her humming and then laughing. Humming and then laughing. Humming and laughing repeatedly. She brings out a small black notebook and uses the man’s blood to erase something and I heard her c

The faint blue liquid swirled inside the glass vial, glowing with an ethereal light. [Name: Basic Gene Serum] [Type: Consumable] [Quality: Rare] [Effect: Fully enhances physical capabilities. +10 Physique.] [Side Effect: Severe pain during injection.] "Pain?" Jake chuckled. Compared to being torn apart by zombies? This was nothing. Without hesitation, he pressed the needle into a vein in his arm and pushed the plunger. A cold liquid flooded his bloodstream. Then, in an instant, it turned to molten fire. "HSSSS—"

She sighs heavily with low shoulders, “Rose has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder ever since she was a little girl. Doctor Ali has been her psychologist and they usually do counselling from the time when we found out about it.” I shake my head sideways, “That’s not true.” “Well let me show you something.” Doctor Ali butts in and he tries to type something in his laptop before he starts showing me the whole screen, “Harry, this is a PET scan of a normal healthy brain and on its right is the PET scan of Rose. There is a complete difference in colours right?” I nod. “There’s more of the colour red in Rose.”

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