Humoris Novels & Stories

I asked him why it was important to do this and he replied, “Rigamortis, the animal will start twitching and kicking as death settles in. Don’t want to get kicked by such a large animal now do we,” He said winking as a smile spread across his face. Nodding I tried my best to concentrate on what he was showing me but his hands on my own were driving me nuts, my animal instinct wanted to be with him and I didn’t quite understand why it all of a sudden felt so surreal. Swallowing hard I pulled my hands away from his as I quickly got up and moved away from him, starting to rub harshly at the skin on my arms I tried desperately to calm what I was feeling.

Surely it had been human once, alive and breathing, but now, it was a parody of humanity, a force of utter filth, borne of hatred and malice. She laughed bitterly, exposing rotten teeth.So close was she that Mrs Feeney could smell the scent of death on her.How long had her mortal remains been buried, for it to have the smell of grave rot in her spirit form? “So, old woman, you can see me?Truly an interesting turn of events.Tell me, are you the one protecting her?” “I owe you no explanation,”Mrs Feeney replied more forcefully.“You do not belong in this world!” She took a few steps closer and Mrs Feeney could see her more clearly.

He cursed under his breath. The nun ignored his remark and stood beside Lucas again. She raised her both hands and closed her eyes. She hummed for a second and chanted her ritual, repeatedly, in endless loops. ‘Bron tu neto Sir ravyo forenso Portu harem mossuna! Domus, Domus, Domus!’

His head snaps towards my direction his empty grey eyes stare at me I jump scared tripping on the bedside table that makes a loud bang falling on my butt I could hear heavy footsteps rushing this way I hurry picked up the table and rush the way I came as I slide the window shut I hear the door open "Repbisni ti emirale" i hurry to say not caring if I was heard or not, I run as fast as my legs could take me,my whole body buzzing,I jump through the portal falling on my knees my legs turned jelly as I emptied my stomach of it's contents on the sand suddenly breathing felt hard every breath feeling like poison,my eyes widened in realization KIMORA had returned…

Me and the vamp had only met once, well before this situation, and that was the day the war really began. See, my father and every other elder in my pack believe that the war started whenever vamps and werewolves were made; that we were just naturally opposed being that we are opposites. The vamps are slaves to the sun and us wolves are slaves to the moon. Anyways younger and more intelligent souls, like me, believe that we lived in a sort of mutual hatred before the situation of the vampire queen.

The Manticore already had a very disfigured and a creepy face, but unexpectedly its facial expression turned even more repulsive. The beast slowly opened its jaws wide open. Pungent stench and saliva started dripping from its mouth. The beast's stomach started making constipated noises. The sound from its stomach was growing louder every second. A few seconds later they all saw something coming out of its open mouth. The beast was about to puke. Seeing the scene, they all had grossed out expressions.

But the neutral expression on Hunter's face is not helping. Umm..now what? ________________

I immediately knew something was wrong so i ran towards the office only to find my boss sprawled on the ground writhing in pain. Helping him back into the chair i felt his temperature was very high, thinking he had some kind of ailment i was about to call an ambulance when i saw the man i had thought to be human begin to shift into a werewolf then back to his human skin, it was like the change was being forced. I was frozen stiff with shock as i watch the painful looking shift occur. He finally managed to fight the change staying in his human skin only to throw up at my feet. However what he threw up wasn't normal vomit it wasn't until i took a closer look that i realised it was mistletoe.

Virando cackled out loud, within his vast happiness, joyfulness, and also cheerfulness. “Yeah, quite right... Red orpiment does no more harm to us...” Hades guffawed within his exultance and also exhilaration. “So marvelous, terrific, spectacular... It’s vastly amazing... The three drops of blood from the virgin women whom we love and who love us indeed gives the superb, marvelous and terrific results on our entire bodies. Can you see this?” Sugar Aquarius also cheered up within his jovialness, enthusiasm, as well as exhilaration.

So the young nice waitress tried to escape Hana’s hug. On the street, Sugai aggressively kicked his leg against the tree and then immediately jumped up and down, hugging his leg, his mouth constantly rubbing "It hurts", physiological tears welled up in the corners of his eyes. He wished he had super powers, released all his ranger stored in his body. There was a lot of work that he had to finish but those two people were constantly causing trouble.