Humorous Quotes On Death Novels & Stories

“Uh…air. Just air.” He glanced up then, suspicious. “You’re strange.” “I get that a lot.” [System Tip: Try humor using self-deprecation. Humans find it relatable.] I sighed. “Dream, if I die under your management, tell my funeral guests I was killed by deadlines and your resting glare.” His fingers paused on the keyboard. One heartbeat. Two. Then, very faintly, almost inaudibly, he exhaled through his nose. [System Alert: Micro-laugh detected. Progress 75%.]

She looked at me and suddenly at She stopped herself only to take a deep breath. “Alpha, Death is part of being alive we what we are because of it ! It is an exciting moment in life and it’s something which should be celebrated,” she said as if trying to convince herself to believe that “Besides without death we would take a lot of things for granted example your birthday like you are doing now instead of celebrating” She attacked me jokingly and I smiled.

“You’re gonna kill me one of these days.” She laughed quietly against the pillow. “Good way to go, though.” Yeah. Best damn way to die.

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

I stare at the lovely city of Manchester as I weigh my options. It’s either bankruptcy and death or marriage and coronation. I guess the latter isn’t much of a bad idea, only it is. Whatever the case, my father’s murders must pay. I have a secret after all, I can hardly die.

It was my death certificate. Mom picked up a pen but didn't sign. Instead, she threw it heavily to the ground and tore the document apart until it was in pieces. She said, "I'm not signing it. Flora isn't dead! Why should I sign a death certificate for someone who's still alive?" Then, Mom yanked Cindy up from the floor. "Come home with me. Flora pulled this stunt when she was younger. She jumped into the river and made everyone think she was dead. And what happened? Didn't someone send her back the very next day?"

We have all laughed at the coffin dance meme one time or another. Well, we have laughed at it and the skits that have been connected with it. Even I am guilty of such actions. Not that death is anything to laugh at... And on that note, here are some experiences about coffins that will make you run away, instead of dance. Enjoy! ++++++++++++

“You look like someone just told you summer’s illegal now.” I shrug. “It just feels weird.” “Weird how?” “Different.” I pause. “Not good different.” He studies me for a second, then nods slowly. “Well, your classmate did lose her dad and gave one hell of a speech at his funeral.” I glare at him. “Dad.” “What? I’m just saying, that was bold. If you ever talk about me like that when I die—” “Don’t.” My voice comes out sharper than I mean it to. “Don’t joke about that.” He raises both hands. “Okay, okay. Sorry.”

“Can anyone tell me what is funny?” But we couldn’t say anything as she continued. “This is a matter of life and death. If you don’t take this seriously then people are going to die. Maybe you should think about that before laughing and maybe you shouldn’t be here if you’re going to laugh all day long instead of focusing on your job.” I felt guilty, and I responded immediately. “I’m sorry, Mara. I’ll do better,” I said. Mara sighed and shook her head. “Better do so,” she said.

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.