Humorous Quotes On Death Novels & Stories

“Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.” “The studies were indeed right. But the jokes people were talking about were comedy and funny ones, not the kind where you needed to lie to someone and find their reaction funny. The reason why the other older people died earlier than you was because your laughter came at the expense

“I was once told that when people die, they become stars.” “That’s bullshit,” Gray quietly said to herself; however, it was quiet enough for Sarah to hear her. “Excuse me?” she said. “W-what’s bullshit?” Her brows were furrowed. “Dead people becoming stars.” Sarah smiled serenely. “But if it was true, that means that the people who love you that passed on are looking over you from above. Doesn’t that sound heartwarming?” “No,” said Gray straightly. “No?” “No.”

Nolan chuckled and then said” Don’t worry about me. I am used to dirty talks and it wouldn’t make any different. Anyway, I have just finished telling this two what happened on the day that I faked my death. Silly man, they told me how you fell in love with my fake grave. ”

“No it's just, People out there said you eat human flesh and you could burn someone alive while laughing like it's a game to you.” When I said that I was expecting him to look hurt or something but he just laughed, Hmm a death joke it is then. “I would never do such a thing, at least not with you around, I'm a gentleman.”

In all those times I never really know him as one who would make jokes, especially jokes that had to do with life and death and as he says these words, I wonder if he had suddenly developed a sense of humour. Those wrinkled and weary brown eyes didn't look like one making a joke for the sake of humour making and I panicked on his behalf. "You're going to die?!" I blurted out before I could help myself. His lips pressed into a thin line and he nodded sadly, "Yes, Rogue, I'm going to die soon, maybe even sooner than I'm anticipating and I cannot say I haven't lived a fulfilled life because I have."

“Don’t go looking all grim and glum now. If you hang around here too long, I might just kick the bucket myself. And then what will you do? Can’t be coming to visit with your father’s cousin’s ghost.” I chuckled. The absurdity of it all and of him talking about death like it was a joke, caught me off guard, and I let out a genuine laugh. It was the first real laugh I’d had in days. I hadn’t realized how badly I needed it. “You’re a piece of work, you know that?” I shook my head, still laughing. “But seriously, I’ll take you up on that visit before you kick the bucket.” “Good, good,” he said, giving me a sly wink. “You best make it soon, before I start charging an entry f*e.”

What if I did not succeed first or second; there were thirds, fourth and so on. It's facetious you know when you're so desperate and sapped even the death fools you haha! Wow my life it was just a spoof. There is a saying "when death is not lurking around you; no matter how much you try you won't succeed and when it's knocking on your door you just die you don't even have to seek". Well I reckon that it was not my time to leave this earth so deftly so what other option had I left except to live with the fact that this is how my life is going to be.

I want to quote Hazel Grace Lancaster, the main character of the famous book The Fault in Our Stars by John Greene, when she said that "depression is the side effect of dying". Indeed it is. My aunt wasn't literally on the brink of death. But ever since Allen had died, she appeared to be so every day. I want to mention another quote I saw on the internet. It was something about being sad, and it goes, "Suicide doesn't kill people, sadness does".

“You mean the same Jace who’s obsessed with you? Yeah, sure. That makes sense.” I scoff, but before I can argue, he tilts his head, watching me with something close to amusement. Then, with perfect fucking timing, he quotes me. “‘Death is amazing. Until you’ve touched it, you have no idea how free it can be.’” My entire body stiffens. I pull back, staring at him as he grins. But he’s not done. “‘Death doesn’t scare me, Jace. And when someone doesn’t fear death, they have nothing to live for.’”

"Is there anything that makes you feel funny?" If I have to die right now at least a bit of humor can make it easy. At least, dying while laughing is better than begging. Matter of fact, I wasn't freaking out like someone who's about to die right now. I'm surrounded by three mighty vampires that might kill me. So, I'm not even afraid. It's just as if I know inside me that I can take them all at once if I want to. I do want to, just that I don't know how!