Humorous Quotes On Death Novels & Stories

If you're really a Ford, I'll let you use my head as a soccer ball. The room burst into laughter. Mia's face darkened. Her voice turned cold. "Logan, enough. Keep this up and I'm really breaking up with you." My consciousness started fading. My limbs turned cold. Darkness crept into my vision. With difficulty, I turned toward a blurry figure near the doorway. Using the last of my strength, I forced out: "Help... me..." Aaron burst out laughing. "Who's going to save you? Your fans?" The crowd laughed as they shoved me back into the liquor again.

Episteme’s shrill voice cut through the hall. “Why is she doing that?” Ennoia asked. “Has she finally gone mad?” Sophia said, clearly amused. She tilted her head slightly. “Or maybe she’s laughing because she knows she’s about to die,” she added casually, as if discussing my death were the most ordinary thing in the world. “You four really are something special,” I said at last, breathless from laughing. “I can’t believe you’re discussing my death like it’s some kind of entertainment. I guess I must’ve hit a nerve somewhere.”

She hugged them all with one hand, her other hand was with Finn and he never let it go. "We're sorry about Rae," Some of her friends said, "She didn't deserve to die." Claire nodded to their condolences with a smile on her lips, "She's gone anyway, we have to live our lives. If we don't live our lives and we go all day being sorrowful about her death, ignoring important things to do, she will look down at us from hell and laugh at us, saying that she got us in her ass where she wanted us to be." The friends all laughed at Claire's joke, "You're a bad girl, Claire. You manage to joke about her death."

All I needed to do was jump down from here. The police would find my body tomorrow. The only pity would be that my body would be mangled. But that was still better than me having to suffer through life. Still, the undertaker panicked after hearing what I said, and his voice quivered even more, “Maria, old people say that if you’re not given a proper burial, you won’t be able to rest in peace, remember? Do you really want to suffer even after death?”

“Did you like that?” My answer is a shaky smile. “If you did that to me every night, I don’t think I would survive.” Brandon grins, his eyes twinkling with amusement. “Do you think the text, ‘death by orgasm’ would fit your tombstone?” I laugh, breathless, my body still shaking from the sensations. “That would certainly turn heads at the cemetery.”

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it What do we say to the Lord of Death?... well Not today. Arthur shakes his head sideways. Death had smiles at the person he's close to; all that the person could do was to smile back. Well! The person had lived each day of his life as if it was his last, and now it has finally been the last day of the person to be on earth. Everybody is going to be dead one day, just give them time... and unfortunately it's time for the person that's very dear to Jamarreon to be placed five feet beyond the ground.

, Sacha added, and we all laughed. "Let's go munch on fries and enough calories to take us to heaven", I said, lightheartedly, trying to clear the gloom, earning glares for my bland joke "Ain't nobody want to die", Kane quipped, as we made our way down to the locker room. "Whatever", I jibed.

he said with a regretful look at the cadaver. “Died in action!. It’s as simple as ABC. After all, it’s not a new thing is it?. That’s how it is here. You fail, you done for! “ he said in an wry, self-deprecating grin. "Maybe you can even console her yourself," he joked and chuckled a bit at the glare that was sent at him. “Men, wasted you know! “ “Are you going to give me a hand or what? “ Dave barked.

“Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.” “The studies were indeed right. But the jokes people were talking about were comedy and funny ones, not the kind where you needed to lie to someone and find their reaction funny. The reason why the other older people died earlier than you was because your laughter came at the expense

“I was once told that when people die, they become stars.” “That’s bullshit,” Gray quietly said to herself; however, it was quiet enough for Sarah to hear her. “Excuse me?” she said. “W-what’s bullshit?” Her brows were furrowed. “Dead people becoming stars.” Sarah smiled serenely. “But if it was true, that means that the people who love you that passed on are looking over you from above. Doesn’t that sound heartwarming?” “No,” said Gray straightly. “No?” “No.”