Humorous Short Stories With A Twist Novels & Stories

The waitress left the menus, running down the specials before pouring us sparkling water. “Do you kidnap women all the time and take them to breakfast?” I asked him as I folded my napkin in my lap. “Kidnap? I recall you leaving willingly.” “Are you sure about that? I mean, you had so much bass in your voice it sounded more like a command.”

I reached for another drink, but Vanessa grabbed my arm. She smiled. "Just drinking is kinda boring. Let's raise the stakes." Someone jumped in immediately. "Then the loser has to take something off." Another guy laughed. "Outerwear's lame. Make it underwear." The room erupted. "Take it off! Take it off!" My hands clenched so hard my knuckles went white. Every muscle in my body locked up. Vanessa tilted her head, her eyes crinkling with a smile.

We never got to see how they lived happily though, but the smile in the last scene after which the The End, flew or swivelled or zoomed in, made it obvious. Nisim did tell me later that The Thief was a short story and short stories ended that way! It was five pages long, much longer than the stories in the book Deuta had gifted me on my eleventh Birthday – Aesop’s Fables – the stories in this book were never more than two pages. And always with a moral at the end. The Thief didn’t have a moral – that was the best part though – I never liked memorizing morals. But the thing was, my brother was calling the longest story I had read till then, a short story! By then, though, I had some idea of a

And so, on and on ,like the osscilation of a pendulum, the disheartening piece of my bio churned while the sands of time dripped slowly and slowly as it watched my narration irks the soul of the spectators. That I thought, but it appeared to be nothing but a blunt lie. It was a revolving piece of gags and laughs. A piece of funny cake, a chunk of interesting cheese, a loaf of an adventurous bread and a real ginger to the spirits of the audience. They applauded.

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

She was shaking with fear when she heard a voice, this time from a male," Miss! You are mistaken. We are trying to save you. We are not going to kill you or take your organs out for selling. What do you think we are?" That man's words were followed by giggles and chuckles from different people present in the room. It made her feel embarrassed and annoyed at the same time. She thought to herself," What are they laughing at? They are not the ones kidnapped and tied like this!". She was sure that there must be four to five people present in that room at that time and mostly of them were women. This realisation made her feel a little safe but soon she heard something that made her heart race aga

She roared singing the lyrics of get through while I couldn’t help but laugh at how cute she was. “Uh! Excuse me… be there or else I'm gonna steal you for good” I started jumping and got laid back all of sudden bumping into a guy, his voice wasn’t mean or something but he was the type who seems to love one-night-stand. I quickly bowed apologizing and started dancing again while getting away from him. I don’t know, but I don’t want people to die here just because my man is too temperamental. He loses himself often which is sometimes cute only until he takes his gun out and shoot someone.

, as he says this he is peeling back the grimy clothes on this back, but what also comes off is the skin on his arms, except it’s not his skin, it’s just a bodysuit. I stopped shaking but I was now super confused, the body bags started wriggling which followed with them unzipping themselves and out popped normal-looking people with laughing faces. Is this a nightmare? Am I still asleep? Or is this maybe just one big twisted joke? The grizzly bear guy didn’t reek as much anymore, but he still looked like he could squash me with the blink of an eye.

Embarrassed, Zhuang Jia wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "What's wrong? Not funny?" The corner of Gu Yan's mouth twitched, "Does this count?" "Of course it counts, jokes are also considered storytelling!" Zhuang Jia bristled, a little depressed, feeling like she hadn't fired up the atmosphere. She threw the dice back on the table and said, "Come on, come on, keep going on!" The person with the smallest number of points for the second time was Jiang Chen.

Sienna says likes she’s embarrassed of herself. “I’m not sure how you guys are twins but complete opposites. If you think she’s attractive then you are too. You twins for goddess sakes.” I laughed. “Ok, soooooo hmmmm.. I have a cute tube top dress. It’s a midi dress so not to short and not to long. And you’ll show your shoulders. Do you want to try it?” Asking her and hoping she says yes. And she nods.