Fake dating the captain
“That’s not going to happen.”
“It is.”
“It’s not.”
“It is,” I insisted, grabbing my shoes. “And when it does, I’m going to sit there and eat cake and enjoy the show.”
“You’re horrible.”
“Thank you.”
She stared at me like she wanted to throw something else, then gave up, shaking her head. “I can’t deal with you today.”
“You never can.”
“Because you make everything worse.”
“Because everything is already worse,” I shot back, and that one landed, I could tell, because she didn’t reply, she just turned away again, biting her lip like she was holding something in.