I'm Just A Gamer Who Beat Wall Street
A gaming-obsessed recluse, mooching off his parents and on the verge of getting kicked out of the house?
No, this was the night a stock market prodigy was born!
A single phone call from his guild master changed everything.
"Don't you dare quit the game! Starting tomorrow, you're working at my firm. You'll be on salary, free to slack off, and it won't interfere with your gaming time!"
What the—?! His guild leader was actually a financial titan?
The elite investors at the private equity firm scoffed. "A clueless rookie who doesn't even know how to read a candlestick chart? Let's see how long it takes for him to quit in disgrace!"
But then—
"A worthless penny stock? Watch me go all in."
What followed was ten straight days of a parabolic rally.
The entire trading floor was left in stunned silence.
"Holy—?! This guy's a newbie? He's a freaking market whisperer!"
From scorn and contempt to groveling at his feet, the elites clung to his leg as if it were their lifeline.
From 'Dieselgate' to exploding smartphones, every corporate scandal became his personal feast to harvest the world's wealth.
And when Wall Street bared its fangs, plotting to crush domestic companies, he raised the banner and rallied the nation's capital to his cause!
Channeling his most familiar in-game strategy, he issued the command, "Bros, on me—let's go raid Wall Street's home server!"
That day, Wall Street lost its mind.
The global markets screamed in turmoil, and the chairman of the NASDAQ was begging for a truce by morning.
Facing the press, Elon Shaw only shrugged.
"Market whisperer? Hardly. I just opened 999 loot boxes and maxed out my luck stat, that's all..."