Inappropriate Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

he stammered. Nick's interruption derailed Jeremy's train of thought, and he momentarily forgot what he wanted to say. He coughed and cleared his throat, trying to regain his composure. "Okay, well, since you don't seem to care about the things you bought, I'll just throw them away then. And I think your hair looks pretty nice, so I might just shave it off," he said with a sly grin. "What?! You wouldn't dare! If you ever lay a finger on my hair, I won't let you get away with it!" Nick shouted.