Novel & Cerita Insults For Tall People

“Is that all you got? That was the funniest insult you can come up with?” Eleanor backs off, staring at me with narrowed eyes. I can’t tell if she’s trying to recognize me, or if she’s just too angry and stunned to speak. Either way, I don’t care. “They did say that low IQ people tend to go for stupid, shallow insults,” I say calmly. “You don’t look very smart, both of you. And besides, even with all the money in the world, you just can’t buy style. Look at how both of you are dressed. All logos. No class. Maybe I should give you this dress. It might save you.”

"Stop judging people based on their looks. Didn't your parents teach you about manners? I pity you for having a beautiful face but lack of manners and sense." They gasped. Huh! Die from my insults, bitch! You messed with the wrong person. The brave one advanced to me, trying to intimidate. "Who are you to say that when you don't even reach my level?" Her level? Oh damn! Is she talking about social status? I may not be rich or comfortable financially like her but at least I know how to act like a real human. They're just like Agatha. Devil in a f-cking pencil cut skirt.

"You should refrain from wearing high heels next time, okay?" Nathaniel put the flats on her as he spoke. "Mango said in an upset tone, ""I'm wearing heels just to match your height! Do you know that you're extremely tall?""" You want to keep up with my height by wearing heels? Haha! What are you thinking about? I don't need these when I'm with you. I love the height difference between us. "Nathaniel, you're trying to tell me that I am short, aren't you?"

I fumed. "That is not a difference between you and the fairies." He said, still not looking at me. I could not make out his features but I understood very clearly that he was insulting my stature. I flushed and fumed some more. I was not a tall woman but I was just as sexy in every way a woman should be. Too bad it was too blind to notice I had everything in the right proportions. Everything. Only prickly and senseless Zephyros would think I was tiny and irritating.

He scoffs amusedly, "She had high hopes on getting tall grandchildren. I've already screwed that part, wouldn't mind screwing another." Did he just criticised my height? Ruined his chance of having tall kids simply because he did it with me? "You're a dick." It's a weak comeback but I'm too speechless to beat him at it. "A big dick I am," he adds proudly, "That's why you keep coming back for more." I gasp at the audacity he has to actually say that out loud, "I have no idea how the hell did I stand you for so long!" "Tsk, you were always on your back. Barely standing."

"Is that the best you can do, sweetheart? Pathetic." Their tirade of insult continued. Their collective gaze bore into me, each comment feeling like a dagger to my self-esteem. Their words cut deep, leaving me feeling small and insignificant in their presence. It wasn't easy to hear their insults, especially since I didn't choose to dress this way. With my limited resources, expensive clothes weren't a priority while focusing on school. Despite the hurt, I tried to fight back, trying my best to show to them that I am not affected although deep inside, I was hurting.

he said, his voice laced with a hint of arrogance. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. “Excuse me?” I could let his general hostility slide, but insulting my job? Nah, that wasn't going to fly. There's something about people who think it's okay to insult someone's job that just gets under my skin. I mean, come on! We all hustle, grind, and put in the effort to make a living. Whether you're flipping burgers, being a stripper, or, in my case, tutoring, it's all part of the daily grind.

Tanner chuckled. "Asshole." Nolan hit his forehead with his fingers. "Fucking dick." He snarled. "Horny jackass." "Small fucking dick." "Yellow motherfucking bitch." "Dick Shri—" "Seriously Tanner, don't you have anything more than dick in your insults?" Jayla asked, interrupting their slashing conversation. "Well, dick is more appropriate for insulting someone." Tanner smirked and Nolan rolled his eyes. "Thank god, I'm not around you guys." She muttered.