Tall People Jokes Novels & Stories

“Grab ‘er for me, fellas.” “Ah, how come you always get to go first?” the tall one asks, giving me a moment to consider my strategy. “I’m tired of your sloppy seconds.” “Or thirds,” the other one says. It’s clear that the short one is the leader here, though. He must’ve been made fun of for his height as a child. Perhaps that’s why he is so evil now. That, or maybe he’s just an asshole. “Stop your whining, jackasses,” he says. “Now get her.”

"Sally and I are your best friends, and we deserve to get all the details." "Uh-huh," Sally grins. "What was he like? Tall? Hot? How old was he? And do we know him? Does he live here?" "Ehh... Err... Well..." my head is spinning from all her questions, and I anxiously shift in my seat. "His name is Thail—weird name, I know. And he is tall, like... VERY tall." "I love tall guys," Sally swoons in her seat and leans her cheek against her knuckles while smiling. "What about his age?"

, i said, cocking a brow at her. She was astonished, tapping my arm."How were you able to tell?", she said excitedly.I shrugged a shoulder."Well, I am pretty good at guessing. I can tell a person's height by just standing in front of them", I said.She giggled,"Okay, Mr Jake De walter. I should be heading back to my hotel. I...","You don't have any apartment?", I asked.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

I'm lucky I'm born 5ft 9 because if I'm petite like my bestfriends, I'd have to tilt my head so high just to talk to guys his height. Damn, he has the perfect height too? Why do you need to check all the damn boxes. "I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?"

"Hmm, let's see... the women your kind is interested in never have a bad hair day. Neither do they ever fart nor use the toilet. They are tall, with shiny hair, and look so gorgeous that you ask yourself if it's a filter or if they were just born that way." "I like tall women, actually. I don't have to bend my neck," Jake says, grinning, and I just know he is trying to get under my skin. I'm all here for the war, though. "Oh, yeah?" My voice is a challenge. "Then perhaps you should find yourself a tall woman and not bother with me. The Lord knows my short legs won't grow any longer." My words make Jake frown, and he looks genuinely confused for a moment. "Are you unhappy with your height?"

It didn't help that I was wearing heels either. "Let me tell you a joke," Conner says. We all looked at him as he motioned us to come closer. "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?" He gives us a moment to think before he bursts out laughing. "Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!" Conner raised his hand in the air with less coordination, demanding that he get a high-five for his terrible dad joke. He got a few nudges and pushed instead. If I were sober, I would have gagged a little, but since I was drunk, I am beyond the point of caring and laughed for the sake of it.

Danny let out his famous thunderous laugh making the girls laugh with him. "Seriously, did you remember the first time we went to one of those dingy bars for beers? damn, I almost have to drag you girls out of there with all those old men looking at both of you drooling with those very short shorts I told you girls not to wear." They all laugh and Blair had to actually hold her stomach from laughing too much and told them to stop with the jokes. "You guys! Slow down, I haven't laughed this much in years!" But she was laughing her ass off enjoying the sunny warm afternoon with her very best of friends.

The green-eyed man still displayed a flat expression, even though he was actually trying to hold back his laughter. “You guys are really excited when it comes to parties.” The man, who has a height of one hundred and ninety-six centimeters tall, began to voice his opinion, which made the four adult men who were there turn to look at him. They stared in horror at Massimo, even though the target felt normal. "You have started acting strange. Are you truly our friend or an alien in disguise?” asked David suspiciously.