Novel & Cerita It's Called Dark Humor

I bellowed, my voice echoing off the high ceilings. She practically leaped out of her skin, sprinting into the parlor. Her eyes were darting around the floor, panicked. "Are you... are you looking for a rat, sir?" I stared at her, my mouth set in a hard, cold line. It was hilarious, but I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of a smile. "You are the rat I’m calling." Her face fell, a small pout forming on her lips. "But my name isn't Rat. It’s Clara," she whispered in a tiny, defiant voice.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

After this laughter, they all become the most miserable persons in this whole city. They want to make Emily ruins but now they all going to become a laughing stock in the whole city.

Lucas also laughed. He looked at the Dark Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races who were talking indifferently, saying, "Is it really so funny?" ... The Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races said, "Of course!" "However, if I were to tell you that you all are about to die, would you still find it funny?" "What?" When the dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races heard this, their laughter came to a screeching halt. "Human, you... you... what did you say?"

“You’re alive after all these years. That means, you daughter wasn’t able to kill you.” Everyone looked at Mr. Frae as though he’d gone senile. Mr. Porche, in particular, poked Mr. Frae by the shoulder. “Are you telling me that he’s no other than the legendary Dark?” Mr. Frae looked at him straight in the eye. Michelle was amazed Mr. Porche wasn’t vomiting. With those terrible pimples, anyone would find it hard to stare at his face. “No doubt about it.” The clouds grew darker and thicker when Dark laughed. It was even worst than his voice. There’s not single humor hidden in it, just pure coldness.

He reached out, and for a second, I thought he was going to touch my cheek, but he just picked up a shiny little bottle from the nightstand and started fiddling with it. Then, in a solemn tone, he said, "Natalie, what would happen if the pill stopped working?" "I'd be a goner," I said flatly. The Davis family called it the 'loyalty pill,' and a person had to take an antidote every month. If they did not, by the third day, it would feel as if ants were crawling through their bones; the pain would be so unbearable that it would drive anyone insane. A week later, death would follow.

said Eskylrious with a laugh . " What did you just say ?! " said the dark creature . " I said that you were quite funny . " said Eskylrious . " How dare you laugh at me ?! " said the dark creature . " I think it is better to laugh at you than to kill you right away , don't you think ?! " said Eskylrious . " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! You will kill me ?!....That's what's really funny ! " said the dark creature with a vicious laugh .

I grumbled, dusting myself off, and he chuckled. “I am the king of hell, I know what I am talking about.” I rolled my eyes. “Whatever you think you know, send it to purgatory. It is a no way in hell sort of thing.” “Okay, enough with the puns. Everyone knows you do that when you are trying to avoid the topic.” I picked up my dagger. “Take the hint, then.” He sighed, watching me as I jogged in the direction Dark had left. Yes, I can not lie, there was something…

said Lucian to his sister with a laugh. ********* When Dark reached the office, he immediately sat on his chair and closed his eyes while pressing his head on the headrest. "You seem tired," said Trans. “A lot of judgment from those I picked up. Only two went up. ” Dark says not looking at Trans "It's a very different time now. Humans are challenging death, they are not afraid to die. They never think where they're going when they die. '' Trans said. Dark never said a word. He just relaxed while sitting. Dark's eyes opened within seconds. Trans knocked a big box over his table.

It was almost as if she was enjoying the banter, despite herself. 'What a strange person!' He thought. 'She's indeed strange until she whack your ass pretty bad!' Dark replied to him and the two shared a chuckle. "You're impossible!" Ara exclaimed, throwing up her hands in frustration. "I swear, you're more stubborn than a mule!" Dark's ears perked up at the insult, but he just chuckled, his chest puffing out even more proudly. "Hey, that's not fair," he said. "Mules are nice. I'm just... persistent."