Its Chewsday Innit Novels & Stories

The door slammed behind her, shaking the frame. I flipped the Twizzler between my teeth and looked down at it. “Huh.” Mental note—anything you eat for the next month must be from a hidden stash. I’d come in to get us some drinks and, in the process of making them, chewed on a pack of candy sitting on the counter. After the ice cream debacle the week before, I thought I understood, but it was obvious I knew nothing.

63 for two Twix and a Snickers bar later, we were back on the bus and Zach was beside me, munching on a bag of Doritos and sipping on a bottle of red Gatorade. And I knew for a fucking fact that he was chewing at a volume of 150 on purpose. And he knew it was annoying the fuck out of me. After he finished chomping on another chip and crinkled the bag to pluck out another one, I was unable to take it anymore. I turned and glared at him. "Could you chew any louder?" He stopped mid-bite, holding the chip in his mouth, and looked at me. "Why, do you want me to?"

Thump-thump. “Good dream,” Adrian said. One arm. Isla. Other arm. Pulling Alex in. Three of them. “T-Rex Bear. I like it.” “Me too,” I said. Ivy on my hip. Four of us. “Day 14. T-Rex Bear. First steps was Day 2. What’s Day 14?” “Day 14 is pancakes,” Alex said. Decisive. “With chocolate chips. Because it’s Tuesday. And Tuesday is chocolate chip day. Susan said.”

I’d just survived the ‘Public Display of Lip-lock Disaster’, and now I was about to play ‘Guess What the Man Who Could Kill Me in Six Seconds Doesn’t Know About Me’. Knox didn’t even pretend to refuse. He lounged back, one arm draped over the backrest, his gaze fixed on me. “Go ahead, Little Cherry. Make me curious.” He murmured, enough to make it sound like a fuckin’ dare. I shot him a narrow-eyed smile. “Alright. Something you don’t know about me…” I said putting on my best thoughtful face. “Hmm… here is one, when I was twelve, I got chased by a goose for stealing its bread.”

He winked at me and kissed the side of my head. I smiled triumphantly. “Did you bring me chips? I want chips.” Dayton blinks. “I wasn’t asked to bring you chips.” I huffed. Aaron laughed. “Cravings.” “You’d be craving food if you hadn’t eaten for days!” I grumbled, grabbing Day’s arm. “Get me chips.” With her at my side, Ivan guided us through the lobby and into the hospital store. I grabbed a six-pack of salted Lays and shoved them at him with a charming smile.

“Yeah, man. What?” “I chew this and spread it on my skin? Is that how this works?” “Yeah.” I grit my teeth, take the bag, and head for the locker room. Kenny, Seth, and the Powell pup with my water bottle fall in behind me. “Stay out until I call.” I grab the water. I’m gonna need it. After I stick my phone in the speaker and turn on my music, I brace myself and bite a hunk off the root and start chewing. It tastes worse than it smells. Truly rancid.

Klein's Mansion, “Uncle Morgan, aren't we going to see grandpa today?” Cherry whined, as she tilted her head, to look at Morgan's face. “No,” he replied with a grim expression. “But I want to see grandpa today, won't grandpa scold you for not coming to see him ?” She asked, while trying to jump down from Morgan's laps. “Don't you want to eat Candies anymore?” “ I love candies so much, Mum said candies would spoil my teeth, but I don't believe mummy, I'll keep on eating them. Uncle, can you get me more candies and chocolates ?” she begged, as she pouted her small cute lips.

If I were in her shoes, I wouldn’t have waited long enough to chew. “Interesting taste… I… I can’t do this.” She grabbed a napkin and spat out what was in her mouth. I was in tears just cracking up. “You eat this everyday?” “Well, not everyday. Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” I’d tasted worse and I was now used to it. The first time, I’d ended up in the toilet. “Damn!” Damn was right. “Let’s get something better to eat.” We went back to her office so she could pick up her things. While we were about to leave, Jared showed up. I cursed under my breath, earning a confused look from Alyssa.

'It's really worthless. Pear month chewing gum, followed out of the door, but just out of the door, he saw Stuart squatting at the door and winking at himself.

Charlene, looking confused, what are we supposed to do with all these balls? Seth chuckled," well you're supposed to eat them. You put one in your mouth. They have a soft crunchy flaking shell on the outside and, inside, it has a liquid taffy texture. Charlie shoved the biggest one right in the mouth and started chewing. Seth tried to stop Charlene! You are supposed to chew small little bites slowly. It's a condensed meal. You can eat and get full quickly. Some people finish after a couple of bites. And you chewed a whole one! That was a whole roast beef dinner for the family!! Charlene to the laboratory. You're going to have a problem in a minute! That's going to expand in your stomach. You