Teach Me How To Burn
“Too late. You owe me. You threw up in my car, almost in my cup holder. Dancing ridiculously is not gonna cut it. You’re singing.”
“Not fair!” I groaned, pulling the throw blanket up to my chin like it could shield me from humiliation. “I was intoxicated!”
“And you still are. With syrup and shame,” he said with a smirk, stepping onto the rug like a rock star. “Now, pick your poison. Beyoncé or Backstreet Boys?”
I wheezed. “Do I look like I have the vocal range for Beyoncé?”
“Fine,” he shrugged. “Backstreet it is.”
A beat dropped through the speakers, and before I could run or throw myself out the window again, Kai grabbed the remote mic and started belting: