Joe Mama Jokes

"Mama! ini aku Naya, Mama! jangan pergi!" Renata yang kala itu merasa terpanggil terdiam saat melihat seorang balita berlari padanya seraya melayangkan panggilan mama. "Mama kemana aja? Naya kangen mama!" Ujar Naya seraya memeluk Renata erat. "Ayo kita pulang ke rumah, mama." Lalu ditariknya tangan Renata hingga perempuan itu terheran. Naren yang mengetahui putrinya menarik seorang perempuan yang tak lain adalah salah satu pegawainya di perusahaan hanya menghela napas pasrah. "Papa lihat! Naya membawa mama pulang, Naya menemukan mama!"

Menjadi bidan bukanlah cita-citaku. Dalam pikiranku, bidan adalah profesi yang identik dengan wajah judes. Namun saat ini, bidan adalah profesi yang kujalani. Suka duka pekerjaan telah kulalui hingga akhirnya aku jatuh cinta dengan pekerjaan ini, dan tak sadar usiaku sudah seperempat abad. Mama menuntutku segera mencari jodoh sesegera mungkin. Andai saja ada toko yang menyediakannya. Lebih memalukan lagi, beliau meminta pertolongan sahabatku. Menyebalkan buka ? Tapi mau bagaimana lagi? Dengan jam kerja seperti ini, membuatku sulit dan tak sempat mengenal lelaki lebih banyak selain suami pasien. Ough! Hingga akhirnya aku bertemu dia, pria yang pesonanya selalu membuatku terlihat clumsy dan memalukan. Perjalanan cinta dan pekerjaanku sepertinya akan sedikit lebih berwarna dengan latar tempat yang tak melulu Puskesmas. - Mima -

Berawal ketika Sammy kecil bertemu dan meminta bantuan seorang wanita penjual bunga. Hati bocah kecil ini tertuju pada Viona, seorang wanita pemberani dan protektif layaknya seorang ibu pada anaknya. Menemukan sosok ibu yang selama ini dicarinya, Sammy merengek kepada ayahnya, Joe Clayton. “Ayah, aku ingin Bibi Bee menjadi ibuku!” rengek Samuel Clayton. “Jadilah ibu bagi anakku atau aku akan meratakan toko bungamu dengan tanah.” Joe Clayton mengancam. 'Apa-apaan ini?! Kamu pikir kamu siapa?! Viona mengumpat dalam hati. Apakah Viona bersedia menjadi ibu tiri Sammy? Dan bagaimana jika identitas asli Viona diketahui oleh Joe dan terbongkar?

"I begged you not to kill my babies, they were our babies. But you were so blind in rage that you didn't even think for once and killed them. You are no less than a monster," Camellia, said with anger and rage. while the surgical knife was on his neck. She hated him to the extent that she had forgotten that she was a doctor who was meant to save life for people but here she was killing him. " I am sorry, Camellia. What I did was wrong and I will happily die in your arms if my sin would be forgiven then please go ahead," his words pierced in her heart. Her hands were shivering, and after hearing his words, she wiped her tears from one hand and pushed him away from her. She couldn't kill him, not today nor in the future. " Mama, Please don't kill, Daddy?" she felt like a criminal in front of her child and stared blankly at her.

Celebrating your birthday means you acknowledge your existence as a human here on earth. But what if your special day in life turns into nightmare that haunts you forever? What would you do? Kimberly Jade Quesada loves to celebrate her birthday every year eversince she was a child. Lahat halos ng gusto niyang regalo ay nakukuha niya magmula sa mga damit, gadgets at kahit na ang presensya ng kanyang mga magulang na abala sa trabaho ay nagagawa siyang paglaanan ng oras sa kanyang kaarawan. Ito ang petsa na palagi niyang inaabangan kada taon kung saan nakukuha niya ang lahat at nararamdaman niya ang pagmamahal ng mga taong nakapalibot sa kanya. Pero paano kung ang mismong petsa na minamahal-mahal niya ay unti-unting maglaho at mapalitan ng pagkamuhi at pagkasuklam? Anong gagawin niya? "No matter how many times we argue, I still think that you are the best and will always be the greatest mom here on earth," saad ko kasabay ng pagdausdos ng luha sa gilid ng mga mata ko. "Open your eyes for me, Hyacinth. Mama, hayaan mo naman akong makabawi sayo," pakiusap ko pa habang nakayapos sa malamig at nababahiran ng dugo niyang katawan. She loves to celebrate birthdays not until binawi ng langit ang dalawang regalong ibinigay sa kanya.

Raisa Maharani diminta mama angkatnya untuk merawat putra-putri dari anaknya. Karena sang anak, dokter Felliana tengah sakit. Andai ada pilihan untuk menolak pasti Rani lakukan karena selama lima tahun ia telah menghindari pria yang sekarang menjadi suami dari kakak angkatnya. Adalah Ryan Edogawa, seorang CEO dari perusahaan AlBanna. Suami dari kakak angkatnya itu adalah pria yang ditolak lamaran oleh Rani, lima tahun yang lalu.

The evil queens are just princesses who were never saved. This was the quote that described Danika Williams, she was broken and destroyed, so much so that she decided to become the bitch everyone wanted her to be. Jake Carson, the perfect boy next door, the mama's boy and the man all mothers wanted their daughters to marry. He never imagined that he ever would be rough and authoritative with a woman, which was just not his style anymore. But with Danika Williams as his client, she is going to make him lose all his marbles. But with Danika being a spoilt bratty princess, he knew he needed to whip out the bad side which he seldom used but he would be lying if he says he doesn't miss it. Sometimes he thinks she purposely acts like a brat just to get a reaction out of him. Game on, Princess.

When three people meet each other by chance a romance knocks them on their ass. ~Casey~ A 21 year old virgin working in one of the hottest night clubs in town. She may seem innocent but deep down she is a psycho who enjoys torturing people. She's never been touched by a man and she's killed the ones that have tried. She loves her only remaining family, her older sister Carrie. She has trust issues and a foul mouth. Can she find someone to match her crazy? ~Lincoln~ A 20 yr old street racer with a rough past. He is a bisexual, submissive with some masochistic tendencies. He's gorgeous and catches a lot of attention from both sexes. His cheating ex doesn't won't leave him alone almost borderline harassment. He jokes to hide the pain he bares every day. See how his life changes when he bumps into a little waitress. How will he react to a sexy, possessive man trying to gain his affections and encourage a little woman's psychotic tendencies? ~Malachi "Psycho" Sokolov~ He's a 23 yr old torture expert. He's well known in the underground and with the mafia families for using his pack of dogs during his interrogations. To the public he's a businessman, owning several nightclubs, a couple restaurants and some miscellaneous businesses. He is also bisexual and has had only a few lovers that can handle his bedroom habits. No one has really caught his attention until he sees a young man arguing with one of his staff and a new waitress that's as sweet as can be with little bit of fire and crazy. Find out if their love blooms or burns.

Seakan takdir tak mau membuatnya bahagia, perintah sang Mama itu pun membuatnya kembali ketakutan. Nampak sekali bahwa sepasang mata bulat itu ingin menangis.

"Sekarang mau disini wanita jalang !! , aku harap, akan membusuk disini dan jadi mainan para lelaki hidung belang",ucap Andrew. "Tega, aku ini istri mu andrew!?!?",lirih Kalista. "Hahahaha .... tega !!, lucu sekali aku mendengar kalimat itu, Kalista ",ujar Andrew sambil mencengkram leher jenjang kalista yang putih. "Tolong, lepaskan aku Andrew !!",mohon Kalista dengan terus memegang lehernya yang masih di cengkram oleh Andrew. "Memohon-lah terus kalau bisa, jilat tapak sepatu ku ini kalista.Tapi tidak aku tak akan membiarkan mu hidup sama seperti kedua orang tua mu yang dungu itu !, Ooops ",ungkap Andrew secara tidak sengaja. "Apa maksud mu Andrew??!", Kamu apa-kan orang tua ku??", Tanya Kalista. Kalista adalah gadis kaya raya yang menjadi rebutan banyak pria dan termasuk Andrew. Andrew adalah sesorang yang mengambil segala nya dari kalista dan termasuk keperawanany. Sehingga kalista menjadi gila dan meninggalkan kekasihnya yaitu Robert. Perpisahan itu dan pertemuan kembali ketika Robert menemukan kalista menjadi salah satu pelayan di bar yang di miliki. Hingga akhirnya mereka kembali menjalin kasih dan menikah. Dengan segala upaya dari Robert, Kalista membalas semua perbuatan Andrew dan keluarganya yaitu mama-nya dan ternyata mama Andrew adalah mama angkat-nya