Joel Osteen Jokes Book Novels & Stories

“The three of us. Well and all the other ranked members of course.” “Of course.” Joel says, continuing with a straight face. “But why does that sound like a threat, sis?” I scoff and shove his arm, making him laugh. Olive just giggled again, making me smile even more. She really seems like a sweetheart, and with some time around all of us crazy people, she’ll open up in no time.

Joel coldly smiled again as he looked at Lucas and said, "How many years has it been? How many years has it been since I've seen someone like you, who isn't afraid of death?" "I'll say it again, get lost." Lucas' smooth and delicate face was calm as he added, "Otherwise, you'll see their corpses." "Haha..." Joel threw his head back in laughter, feeling like he had heard the funniest joke in his life. "He... he actually said..." However, before Joel could finish speaking, countless miserable cries rang out in his ears. "It's impossible!" Joel's pupils rapidly shrunk. Never could he be convinced by the scene in front of him.

He said with a huge smile on his face. “What’s with those fake trials?” Joel growled. “Oh that? That was just because it’s funny. Who doesn’t want to visit their ex? The flower thing though was just because I got bored of trying to think of more ideas so I gave an impossible task. Sorry about your friend though. No idea who did that one.” He winked exaggeratedly.

Isn’t that the reason why they were trying so hard to hide their identities? “B-But, other people enjoy reading werewolves stories. They thought it was fictional so they felt okay,” Joel tried to lift up the mood. “That’s right, Hunter! Don’t lose your spirit!” Edgar cheered. “Really? Then, after I publish my first book, I will think of making one for a werewolf.” “Anyway, what is your first book?” Joel asked. “My first book is: The Red Bugs In My Blanket Are as Big as My Butt.”

Joel had called two beautiful ladies to entertain him and Stevie today. Their clothes were scattered all over the room. Joel was having fun passionately with one of the girls on the work desk while Stevie brought his girl into the shower room. Joel's body glistened with sweat. The ecstatic moans of the girl he was mounting filled the room. Joel felt as though he was ascending into the clouds. At that moment, Stevie's phone rang. Stevie's clothes were right beside Joel's hand, so he glanced toward the shower room and reckoned that his cousin was having fun. He decided not to interrupt him.

"It’s nice to meet you too.” “How are you? How was your transition?” “Joel,” Declan said. “Calm down. You don’t have to answer him. Joel collects vampire stories – he says he’s going to write a book one day.” “It’s okay,” Aster laughed. She immediately liked Joel, and had a feeling that they were going to be great friends. “Can we go?” Joel asked. “I don’t know. Father’s still up there with Edward.” “Oh right…what was all that about?”

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“As soon as George told me that there was an old man hitting on a teen, I knew it had to be you.” Reese and JD both laughed from their respective stalls. “Sorry about that.” Reese replied not sounding very apologetic at all. “Whatever.” Joel laughed. “He’s a grumpy old fart who has no sense of humor and is certain that everybody is gay and liberal. And trying to convert everyone who’s not.” JD laughed as he turned his shower off. “I’ll be sure to bring my brother and his boyfriend.” “Don’t forget his wife.” Reese added as he also turned off the water.