Joel Osteen Jokes Book Novels & Stories

MY REBOUND DOMINEERING HUSBAND Chapter 1. Joel Richard Osteen, that's his name! The only name that makes everyone around him tremble. Even the sound of his black shiny Nike air mag shoe can make anyone just pee on their pants. The look on his face when he is angry would make anyone wish that the ground should just open and swallow him up. What about the numerous times he yells? It's a different case entirely cos he sounds just like a beast ready to devour it's prey.

he asked while the others laughed "no am gonna do this" joel said and gave the guy a punch across his face making the guy fall back "did you just punched me?" The guy asked while touching his face "yeah and am gonna do that again" joel said with confidence "you idiot you're gonna regret this guys get him" he said and signals the other guy to fight joel. he moved closer to joel and they engaged in a very serious fight exchanging fist and all that when the leader brought out a knife from his pocket and I gasp when he made an attempt to stab joel with it

Clutch asked. My head was pounding so hard from last night’s partying, I’d momentarily forgotten about the mouse under my eye, and who’d given it to me. “That’s strange,” I said, before pausing. “What’s that?” “I don’t remember one of the books I sent you while you were locked up being a joke book,” I replied. “Here’s a joke for you. Knock, knock…” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourself,” he said, before putting his helmet on.

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

In Joel's head, this was the easiest way to contract one of the many STDs in existence. Joel was cleaning his head with a towel, one around his waist (also mentally reminding himself to install hot shower sooner) as he entered his room. Opeoluwa's presence in the room caused a girly shriek to escape his lips as he covered his chest with the towel in his hands. Opeoluwa threw her head back, laughing and pointing a finger at him. “Never gets old.” “It's never funny,” he retorted, scowling. “What kind of boy screams when a girl sees him shirtless?” She asked in between laughs.

Joel starts laughing. It is funny. Van Stelson brought to his knees and then the floor. When Joel comes up for air, I tell him the entire story while continuing to pace. “I probably should have kept my mouth shut, but I was frustrated. I’m going to the tavern tomorrow and getting advice from Estella. Yours didn’t go over so well.” “My advice was flowers and taking it slow. If announcing to the entire town that Danny gave you a blow job is your way of taking it slow, I’m surprised you can walk.”

Joel pouted. "And so? Does that mean you should start dressing like a girl?" Michael sneered. Little Pumpkin and Emily snickered. "Did the two of you just laugh?" Joel sneered puffily at Emily and Little Pumpkin. "Ani." Emily pressed her lips as she tried to stifle a laugh. But she and Little Pumpkin ended up laughing. "Yaaisshhh!" Joel bit his lower lip as he sent daggers at them with his eyes. They all dug in, chatting away as they ate.

He told me about Steven's daughters, who had apparently decided that their uncle Joel was the funniest person alive based entirely on his willingness to lose at board games with complete commitment. I told him about Roy and the CC lists and the non-profit account and the way Dr. Reeves' communications folder had been full of documents that used the word aforementioned in contexts where it had absolutely no business being used. He laughed. A real one. I had not heard him laugh like that before. Not fully. He usually managed his reactions carefully and I had grown accustomed to the half-smile, the controlled warmth. The full laugh was something else entirely and I was not prepared for what it

Their mum just laughed and added "I thought he had a girlfriend in highschool " "Rey never had any girl in highschool mum he was a bully, "Joel responded " They suddenly calmed down when the noticed Rey approaching the table. Who was that?, "Joel asked" My mum,"he answered" Mummy's boy, "Joel mocked him". We all laughed It not funny guys "Rey said". That okay guys eat your food "Aunty Clara said with a smile"

“Joel also told me about your investors that are here–“ “Joel just keeps telling you everything, huh?” He cut in, a slow, mocking laugh escaping his lips. “Did he also tell you the underwear I’m wearing right now?” I froze. Disgust twisted in my stomach. I shook my head slowly. “Did he tell you I fired him because of that?” “Joel was just trying to look out for me–“ “Keep telling yourself that,” he said, waving it off. “Same with that Emris guy in your class. I wonder how you don’t see these things.”