Joker Says Novels & Stories

“Sometimes I forget you're a mob boss or an asshole nephew.” “Isn't that what the Joker should do? Especially when dealing with a venomous snake like Leonard. You can't let your guard down if you don't want to catch the venom.” *** [Kayoko: Don't forget 11 o'clock at the airport. I don't like waiting or I'll make sure you're broke in 5 minutes].

Be careful they are going to attack sooner or later That is what the message says and it is a message from Joker. Well, we haven’t seen him for a while and that is because I have asked him to settle something back at Z Country since we can already handle all the shits here in X Country, but when he is already finished, he will soon come back. But although he is far away, he can still give warnings or feed backs just like these about the things that I want him to look into. He really is a capable child.

"No. Not at all. I just wanted to ask what it is you want me to do." "Teach me how to swim." "Swim? But..." "What? Do you want to laugh at me? Then go ahead." "Jade, I'm not trying to laugh at you. I just thought you'd know how to since you have a pool in your house." "Well, I don't. I'm not like you that know how to do everything. You're Mr. Perfect." "You're Miss Freedom. You can do all that you like."

Joker whispered, coming into the room. “Yeah?” Kane asked, frowning at the concerned look on his face. “You’re in charge…” Joker whispered. “What?!” Kane demanded, shocked almost speechless.

“Stop being a fucking coward.” Joker’s face hardened. His ice-blue eyes looked even more white and deadly than usual. He placed both hands on my chest, pushing me backward. “You don’t know shit! Shut the fuck up and get out!” He pointed to the door, and the rest of his body looked visibly shaking.

“I meant everything that I said out there, because I really do get it. If I were in your position, I’d do the same, and I know it. You do what you need to do.” “Fuck, man,” Nails said, greatly amused now. “You running for sainthood or something?” “Saint Ace,” Joker sneered. “That’s what you’re after?” Ace said nothing. “Hey, Joker,” Nails said. “Know what I remember about most saints from my Catholic school days?” “Nuh-uh,” Joker said. “What?”

"Hahaha! It's good to be your boyfriend. I also want to experience being surprised.” "Fuck you!" That's the last thing I said before turning my back on him. Sometimes he's really crazy. Joker of the year. I've been wanting to call Marco for a while now. It tempted me. But I have to surprise him so that he will be really surprise—BWAHAHAHA!

He already said too much at this point. “Dude,” I snap at him. “Roll back whatever wisdom you just shared, fold it up real nicely and be a good boy - shove it up your ass before I do it for you, yes?” Every word that leaves me is tense, but I force a smile as wide as that of Jocker’s as I speak. “You are awfully bold for a mortal,” Ragh scoffs.

There, the Joker frowned and tears streamed down his face. “This is you.” Rhett put the card in his hand. “You’re a fucking joker. You know that, right?” Jax turned the card over and took in the sleek design. It was thick and more of a lightweight metal that was so thin it mimicked paper. “What’s does a joker symbolize?” he asked. “You know I’m not a card player like you.”

I stared at her, not being able to say anything. Maybe she was joking or something. How could she state something that dumb? I chuckled nervously, and at the same time furiously. "You're such a joker, ma'am." I said. She furrowed her eyebrows like she was confirmed, "Joker? I don't get you," she signaled to me. "Yep. A joker." I stood up from the couch, and creased my arms across my chest.