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A girl who can see the death of whomever she touches or touches her. A boy who she cannot see his death even when he touches her. Meet each other's world and make it dysfunctional. Eight years ago, Roux Briony Besmonte's parents died after they save her from the kidnappers. Since that day, she discovered something strange about her. She has the ability to know how and when will be the death of whomever she touches and who touches her. And that is the reason why since that day, she isolates herself from the world. On her way home, she was about to hit by a car when a boy grabs her arms and saved her. Roux was shocked and confused because she did not see anything about the death of the boy who just touched her. Out of her curiosity, she wants to know who was that boy and thinks that maybe he is the answer to her curse ability.

Eliza is a 25 years old woman, who dreams to become a screenwriter. She gets inspired by her dreams and suddenly catches the attention of Rick Palmer, the famous director. He invites her to a meeting where he plans to know everything about her script and wants to get rid of her because what she was writing about was an Alpha male who happens to be a hybrid. And that hybrid is Rick. But everything becomes more complicated when Rick recognizes Eliza as his mate. He fights against this bond and wants to free himself from this curse, but the more he knows about Eliza, the more he will be confused. Betrayal, doubts, and shadows from the past that has an effect on the present, will it be different from last time? Would Rick's fight against this connection will be successful? Or would he hurt her and get on with his life? Come and let's see what the Card of Fate is in store for both of them.

As the male lead, Henry Johnston, forces himself on me, a row of comments suddenly appears before my eyes. "Henry is about to misunderstand and think Aria drugged him! The angst is about to begin!" "I'm thrilled just thinking about Henry regretting dearly after Aria dies!" "Keep up the act, Henry. After she dies, you'll be hugging her corpse and crying every day." That is when I realize that I am the tragic female lead in a story where I am destined to be tormented until I die. The readers treat my death as a highlight to push the plot forward. They are counting down to my death. As I look at Henry, who is panting on top of me, anger courses through me. I grab a table lamp and smash it into him, killing him on the spot. Who says that the one who dies in a toxic romance story must always be the female lead?

My husband, Samuel Crawford, made an excuse about attending a company business meeting and refused to participate in our daughter's school activity. He also suggested that we should not participate either. Seeing my daughter's disappointment, I decided to take her myself. As soon as we entered the school, I spotted Samuel sitting on the stage with his ex-girlfriend, Monica Sterling, and her son. They looked intimate, appearing every bit like a perfect family of three. Samuel spoke confidently into the microphone about achieving family harmony and career success. Throughout his speech, he occasionally exchanged glances and smiles with Monica. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Samuel's expression grew increasingly smug, and even the little boy beside him wore an arrogant look. Soon the Q&A session came. I then grabbed the microphone and asked, "Mr. Crawford, when did you have a son? Does your wife know about this?"

Harris is a prince who was cast away by his father, the king of Esqrema. He then joins the infamous academy in the kingdom. Harris then met a man who he thought would be his greatest enemy but turns out to be the man who made him realize his purpose and became his confidant along with the unforgettable yet satisfying adventures in life. Everything is all in place, where both feelings are about to unveil. How would Harris surpass a shocking revelation about the man he is falling for and his ex-lover's return who is a noblewoman?

Dylan Edwards, a wealthy CEO, broke off his relationship with Cassidy Aarvi six years ago and pressured her into signing divorce papers. However, Dylan had mistaken Cassidy for someone else that day, and she could not correct the misunderstanding. Cassidy is now a single mother to two delightful five-year-old children who are curious about their father. Her primary aim is to uncover the truth about their parentage and possibly reconnect with the man she was mistaken for. Can the children discover the identity of their father? What creative plans will they come up with to accomplish their mission?

Why Me? Have you ever questioned this yourself? Bullying -> Love -> Hatred -> Romance -> Friendship -> Harassment -> Revenge -> Forgiving -> ... The story is about a girl who is oversized or fat. She rarely has any friends. She goes through lots of hardships in her life, be in her family or school or high school or her love life. The story starts from her school life and it goes on. But with all those hardships, will she give up? Or will she be able to survive and make herself stronger? Will she be able to make friends? Will she get love? <<…So, I was swayed for a moment." His words were like bullets piercing my heart. I still could not believe what he was saying, I grabbed his shirt and asked with tears in my eyes, "What about the time... the time we spent together? What about everything we did together? What about…" He interrupted me as he made his shirt free from my hand looked at the side she was and said, "It was a time pass for me. Just look at her and look at yourself in the mirror. I love her. I missed her. I did not feel anything for you. I just played with you. Do you think a fatty like you deserves me? Ha-ha, did you really think I loved a hippo like you? ">> P.S.> The cover's original does not belong to me.

Ever since when he was young, Alexander would get glimpse of his past life. Every night he would get to see what his past life was. Sometimes in a form of dreams and sometimes in a form of nightmare. He would dream about a life he shared with his mate in his past life. He would dream about his tragic death . What will happen when he will meet that same omega in this life too? Will he be able to change their love story from tragic ending to happy ending?

Cassie is an 18 year old psychology student who meets Darren, everything she’s ever wanted. She discovers that he is her fated vampire mate, and that she was chosen by the goddess to make him whole. It’s up to her and her best friend Rita to find out the truth about her birth parents and how things ended up this way. Who waits in the shadows, and what lies in the past? Who is sending Cassie these love notes? And what will she discover about herself along the way?

After Mr. Wen's death more enemies show up, shaking the Wen empire. This causes Miho, Mr. Wen's only and youngest child to go through a emotional breakdown. The toture of being kept in doors and aggressive brother isn't easy to handle. One afternoon she decided to commit suicide but luckily she meets Moon a young man she falls in love with. But a dark secret about Moon is about to get in between them. Is their love strong enough to keep them going?