Jokes Are Half-meant

When Damien and Guinevere find out, they're each other's fated mate; they're determined to find a way to break their mate bond. After all, the pack Alpha can't be mated to the Pack Traitor's daughter, even if the Moon Goddess has blessed their pairing. There's only one problem, the mating bond pull is hard to resist, and Damien and Guinevere have already completed half of the bonding process.

***This is the sequel to Once Upon An Alpha; please read it first.*** Once Upon a Luna continues to follow Rose, Orion, their friends, and their pack a year and a half after the Fallen Moon battle. Now that Hodges, Kroll, and Greta are dead, it's time for the Black Moon pack to move forward. Has Rose figured out her other gift? Where will her gifts lead her this time? What will Rose's premonitions show her next?

Isabella is an eighteen-year-old girl who will start college in California. But the only condition her parents set for her to be able to go is to work and pay for her studies by her own means. Although Isabella has a half scholarship, she will desperately look for a job, until she finds the incredible mansion of Harry Lee, a young millionaire who is married. Isa will be Harry's maid, but between living together a dangerous attraction will grow between them.

Raiver Marco is a young, rich and legitimate son of a bussiness tycoon Gregorio Marco. He's an easy- go- lucky guy and he's like spending time with his peergroups and roaming around the world, wasting money. Until one day.... He's father make an agreement that he would become a CEO once he got married and have a son within one and a half year. Or else the position will seize by his half illegitimate brother, Rainier, and that makes him more totally disgusted. He met Sarah who was a prostitute. He made a deal with her and she agreed. After 6 months of getting Sarah's pregnancy, she took an ultrasound and they found out that it's a baby girl. It made him more upset, and to his distress, he came with another woman who will give a son to him. And He left Sarah with nothing. Later, he found out that he love Sarah. And its too late, because Sarah had Lester who accept her with all his heart. Will he giving up his feeling and his baby? What if he's already late and he loose to win her heart back?

A centuries old tale of a woman who grants wishes to lonely souls haunts the mind of the new generation. Charlie Peddington is a broke, aspiring writer who wishes to write and publish her very first novel that would blow the minds of every reader she could imagine. She spends her time struggling in between master classes and in being a ghost writer to any student needing her service. As part of her final project, she's tasked to write the most out of this world story she could ever come up, with the possibility of being introduced to a well-known publisher courtesy of her mentor. But how does she make her story excel amongst the new generation of creators? Until an unfortunate event brought her to the life of a mysterious woman who rescued her one night. Her curiosity got the best of her, that when she learned of her identity, she realizes she could no longer turn her back against the things that she is about to discover. How will she fare against a half jinni, half witch who has lived for hundreds of centuries filled with the most out of this world stories she can ever imagine?

Logan Yu, nag iisang anak ng at tagapagmaan ng angkan ng mga Yu. Logan is a half Filipino and half chinese. Logan never felt loved by his parents. Dahil sa naranasan na treatment naganrap na ang binata ng simpleng buhay pero buo at masayang pamilya. Cristine Ally Perez a hopeless case, but now Ally is ready to get the revenge sa mga taong binawi ang saya niya mula pa kamusmusan. Hahanapin ni Ally ang mga dahilan at kasangkot ng pagiging ulila sa kapatid na hindi niya alam ay tunay niya palang ina. Ang nakaraan nga talaga ata ang hahadlang sa ligaya niya. Ngunit hindi naman uso kay Logan ang sumuko at iwan na lang basta ang pangako niya sa babaeng nakikita at alam na alam niyang tanging mag bibigay ng ligaya sa kanya na matagal ng hangad. Ang puso nga ang tunay na magdidikta kung ano at paano mananaig ang pag-ibig nila. Ilalaban ang alam na tama makamit lang ang kanyang nag iisang My Only Probinsyana..

Isabella Parker is the perfectly imperfect girl with half parts sass and half parts innocence mixed with a perfect life. She has loving parents who adore her beyond anything, two younger siblings whom she loves beyond anything. She is in her graduation with 2 great friends, everything seems going perfect UNTIL ONE Day The day she gets kidnapped! One small favour to a classmate messes everything up? Or does it! Isabella has caught eye of an mysterious man, who wouldn't let her go. "LET ME GO" she shouted half scared as the man dragged and shoved her on a bed, she presumed. Obviously she presumed, she had a blindfold on from the moment she woke up. "The sooner you stop fighting the better for you" he replied in a calm voice. His voice did something to her. She held her tongue for a minute, not because she was going to stop fighting HELL NO! But because of what his voice reminded her of! His touch wasn't foreign neither his voice. WEIRD! "Didn't think that would work" he chuckled. "IT DIDN'T you fucking pig" she shouted struggling as he laughed. "Glad you are finding my misery funny" she growled. "No wonder Alex wanted to feed you off to his Piranhas" he laughed. Her entire body stilled at the thought. They wanted to kill her? but she couldn't hold her tongue now could she? "Then what am I still doing here?" She sassed. She could feel the tense in his posture even tho she couldn't see. It was getting hard to breath. She gasped when she felt his lips on her earlobe. He was so quiet. "Instead I decided you were mine to feed on!" He said in his sexy voice making her freeze.

My husband sends me a photo of our obedient daughter holding a plate of food. He writes, "Thanks to my patient guidance, our sweetheart has finally made her first dish! We're waiting for you to come home and taste it!" The exhaustion I feel from work is swept away when I see that. No one expects that I'll reach home half an hour later and kill him.

I used to work as a model, but not the typical kind. In our profession, everyone had a benefactor, someone who supported them financially. I dedicated myself to my benefactor for a year and a half, tending to his needs diligently. Despite my dedication, I was eventually abandoned. Just when I gathered my courage and decided to start afresh, he showed up again, "Do you want to date me? Officially."

"Stop right there, Evan! You can't fool me." Grace stretched out her hands to the right and left, preventing her best friend from leaving. "I know you're hiding something." Evan crossed his arms over his chest. "Don't be so confident. And please, know your place. I have the power to replace you with anyone else." He leaned toward her and whispered to her ear. "Or, are you trying to seduce me? How much is your rate for one night?" Upon hearing it, Grace gave him a smack across the face. She was silent for a moment in disbelief. Tears started to roll down her cheeks. "You're so mean, Evan. I-hate-you," she said, heartbroken. She turned away from him without further ado. Evan teared up too, looking at his best friend leaving. "I'm sorry, Grace. I had to do it. We can't be together," he said weakly. Grace and Evan became best friends after he saved her and her mother following a traffic collision. Their friendship grew stronger for years until they became inseparably fond of each other. However, fate played jokes on them. They had to separate for years, lose contact and bury their dreams. When they finally reunited in the same workplace, everything was not the same as it used to be.