Jokes Are Half-meant

Dorine Okpara is perfect in everything, she has the best grades, good friends, great culinary skills and is a wonderful sister to her other half, Doris. All Doris Okpala wants, is a peaceful life and one that she can live her dream of being an amazing actress. She believes she is not the perfect daughter, nonetheless, she loves her twin a lot that she chooses to impersonate Dorine at her request. Matthew Udochi, the son of a wealthy businessman, will not be pleased to find out that he married one of the twins and fell in love with the other.

“You should’ve stayed gone,” Damon growled, his claws flexing. “Whatever you’ve become, it doesn’t change the fact you were never meant to lead.” Kael smiled, slow and cruel, the glow of runes dancing beneath his skin. “And you were never meant to rule.” _ In the ruthless world of wolves, Kael was born with skin that marked him as different — cursed, whispered some, forgotten by the Moon, said others. Discriminated against and dismissed by his own pack, Kael's only ally was Damon, the wolf he helped rise to Alpha. But power changes wolves. Betrayed, humiliated, and cast out, Kael disappears into the wilds, where death was meant to claim him. Instead, a prophecy found him. With a heritage rooted in ancient magic and bloodlines long thought extinct, Kael is reborn as something new, something dangerous. When he returns, stronger and stranger than any wolf alive, the very pack that rejected him will be forced to kneel… or burn. But fate isn’t done with Kael yet. His greatest enemy still wants him close—and someone new may hold the key to his heart. The only problem? Kael was never meant to belong to anyone.

All stories are continuations of the previous ones 1. Union between the Dark & Light  Roisin, a young woman diagnosed with cancer, sells all her belongings wanting to live her remaining time on her own terms. On the way she unknowingly enters the realm of elves and fairies while hiking, becoming part of a prophecy that will unite the dark unseelie with the light seelie to complete the balance needed between the two opposed courts. 2. Nyx Elderon forest God  Free from his binds and fulfilling the above prophecy Nyx Elderon decides to venture into the human realm and meets a young female human Enchantress that captivates his soul. They experience many challenges in their journey towards a relationship.   3. Becoming Fae  Ranch owner McKenna, never realized she was a powerful guardian for mystical creatures until the day an unseelie fairy named Axis appeared unexpectedly at her home. McKenna discovers much more in this adventure of elves, fairies and merfolk. 4. Male Mated Fae Ryker and his best friend Quinn, both unseelie fairies, discover their love for each other and become mated fae, in an adventure that tests their friendship that ultimately blossoms in love. 5. Mortal Enemies Vampire and Fairy have forever been mortal enemies. 3 generations of one family find and discover their love within the arms of their enemy. *Bonus* Mismatched Mates Julith, a half fairy, half human has a horrible time finding her mate and gets involved with several hoping to ultimately find her one true love.

Kylie Walker had a very sad past. She was broken. The only ones who care and help her being alive are her brother, dad and friends. But is it really the feeling of being alive. Or probably half dead? Raffael King is an infamous bad boy. He is a city's heartthrob. He was in Spain this whole time, away from everyone he loves. His life was nothing but torture. What will happen when two broken parts will merge into one? When will they feel completely alive? It's a modern fairy tail, so will there be a happy ending?

His love for science drove him mad, on seeing a teenager who was crazy in love with science he found himself attracted to her ocean blue eyes and her passion, he became obsessed with her and tried to merge the two things he loved the most: her ‘Dasha and robotics’. Being submissive and in love she became blind to his obsession and toxicness instead she let him get his way with her and gradually he turned her into a half human and robot.| If you are interested in this novel you can follow me on IG for teasers on a daily basis.

Without warning, Ezra drags me over to his desk in the corner of the study room and shoves me towards it. There, he rips my dress and pulls my arms behind me, tying both my wrists with the torn cloth. It hurts. I shake my head and a strangled sob escapes my lips. “Part your legs, Alayna.” he growls I try to free my hands but this results in him tightening the cloth further. Ezra presses his himself against my back. “Spread. Your. Legs.” *** The black sheep. The unwanted one. The second choice. Those were the names I grew up with. But when my sister mysteriously vanished on her wedding day, I was forced to take on another name, the Luna. “I never loved you. You’re nothing to me but a substitute.” Ezra's words burn in my mind every night as I lay in his bed, letting him ravage and abuse my body. Tears spring to my eyes with every thrust, with every slap, with every bite of his wolf fangs. It was never meant to be like this, I was never meant to be his Luna, I was never meant to be his whore. He was meant to marry my sister, the beautiful, strong and brave she-wolf of our family. Instead, he ended up with a mute omega; me. My name is Alayna Morningstar. And this is my story.

"Amara," Lucian whispered, his voice rough with emotion. "I never meant to hurt you." Amara turned away, her heart heavy with betrayal. "It doesn't matter. I can't stay here anymore." It was supposed to be easy. Marry him, Have a baby and you are free. Sold by her stepfather to the alpha king who was rumored to be brutal, Amara's life took a different turn. She was on the run with a baby in her stomach, away from him . And he was determined to get her back, even if it meant him begging on his knees.

Cassidy North thought life was already a challenge—until she crashed into a catastrophe. A catastrophe named Johnny Miles. She didn’t realize her dignity had a price tag—until she took the deal. Half a million dollars to prove something to herself. Teach him a lesson. Make him fall. The problem? Johnny is a hard man to tame, too wild... and too damn irresistible. Now, the game is on. Can she outplay the billionaire at his own game, or will she end up falling for the man she was paid to play? But who’s really playing who?

Alina Jade is the daughter of a wolf shifter, a half blood with a dangerous lineage that has been kept hidden her entire life. Locked away by a mother who fears the world and forbidden from going near the woods, constantly been haunted by a silver haired stranger with glowing eyes. As her powers begin to awaken, Alina finds herself caught in a supernatural war between exiled packs, ancient curses and one powerful rogue wolf who will stop at nothing to claim her. Alina must decide who she can trust, and whether love can bloom in the middle of a prophecy that was never supposed to exist.

Alpha Paul Spane knew that he was not the Alpha loved by many. He was on a mission and that was to take back his family’s territory from the Sullivan family. They had lied and stolen over half of the kingdom from his family. Everything else was not a priority including women. He believed mates were only for the weak and despised any wolf that fell under the mates spell. Until he met his mate that had been hidden from him. Will he change or break the heart of his mate the same way he had done with all other women before her?