Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

Camille Menquita, 19 yrs old, second year college, una kita nya pa lang sa step father nya, nag kagusto na sya agad dito. Pinipigilan nya ang kanyang sarili, at umiiwas ito, pero ayaw mawala sa isip nya, lalo nakita nya ang step father, naliligo ng walang saplot. Kaya isang araw narinig nya nag aaway ang mag asawa, dito sya gumawa ng way para matupad ang pang akin nya sa kanyang step father. Pero hindi pumayag step father nya, kaya gumamit sya ng lalaki, na matagal na may gusto sa kanya, at dito sya nahuli naki pag sex. Ano mangyari sa buhay nila Subaybayan ang kwento ni Camille at Tristan.

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

Everybody is different. May it be with the way you look, your sexual orientation or your beliefs and culture. Tori Kingstein has always thought of herself as someone who’s different. She never liked boys. Yes, she's gay. Tori then was sent to her mum’s old school, an all-girls boarding school in hopes of her not getting herself a boyfriend at a young age. But jokes on her parents, cause she actually swings the other way around. And little did she know that entering Whistler High School for Girls would put her on a mission with other girls, like her who aren’t white, to end the discrimination, inequality, too much use of white privileges and the use of wealth and power to stay on top by some students, especially by the school's student council officers. After knowing this, Tori is set on finishing her mum's past role in this group—and that is to destroy the unfair treatment of the school and the student council to students who what they call “aren’t white and as rich as them”, but Tori has a secret. It’s just that... She might have a tiny bit of crush on the student council's president who's no other than Amelia Harriet Williams. What could go wrong, right?

They say society looks down on divorced women, especially those who are no longer “beautiful” in its eyes but Amara doesn’t care. After ten years of being the perfect wife, enduring whispers about her looks, the cruel jokes about her weight, and the constant reminders from her husband that she’s “not beautiful enough,” she’s done. Her husband not only cheats on her… he moves his pregnant mistress into their marital home and flaunts her like a prize. When Amara asks for a divorce, he vows to destroy her. Promising to make her life so miserable she’ll come crawling back. But he’s wrong because Amara would rather die than return to him. In her search for a way out, she crosses paths with Lucian Rostova. He's dangerous. Ruthless and filthy rich. Lucian offers her a deal: he’ll help her ruin her ex-husband and his mistress if she agrees to marry him for one year. With her back against the wall, Amara says yes. But deals with the devil always come with a price. Will Lucian truly protect her like he promises… or will he crush her and leave her bleeding out in the cold?

Kwento ni Calcifer at kung bakit gusto niyang mamatay.Si Calcifer ay isang kalahating demonyo at kalahating mortal. Buong buhay niya ay naghahasik na siya ng kasamaan at ang tanging nais niya lamang ngayon ay ang mamatay na dahil nagsasawa na ito sa kaniyang buhay. Ngunit malakas ang dugo ng kaniyang ama kaya siya ay naging isang immortal at ang tanging makakapatay lamang sa kanya ay ang kanyang tiyuhin at lolo, na si Hesus at ang Diyos Ama. Dahil sa kasamaan nito siya ay nakatanggap ng isang matinding parusa na nagpahirap sa kanyang buhay bilang isang demonyong walang sinasamba at ito ay ang magmahal sa isang babaeng handang makipagkita sakanya kung siya ay makikipag bible study sakanya.

The prophecy has been told. A Tribrid will be born to slaught*er every people who oppose with its rule. She will be the queen of all, and every person who will go against her will not only lost his life, but will also burn his soul. Every races was threatened, thus, they made one cruel rule: No Tribrid shall be born. However, few years later, an omega from Shadow pack made a disturbance with its destructive power that trembled everyone. But no one had found where the Tribrid girl after the incident. They were restless. They need to find the tribid and kill it before everything became too late. One the other hand, Sidrich was oblivious of the destructive power within her. Being abused and slaved her whole life, it was hard for her to trust someone again. But meeting the second prince of Sharmai empire, Prince Alastair, Sidrich found herself trusting the prince instantly. His flirtatious remarks, his corny jokes, and his undying devotion to protect Sidrich at all cost beyond everything and everyone made the latter feel safe and comfortable towards the prince. Amidst of all chaos and chasing, the two fought for their love that has never been permissible. However, happiness comes with a price. With enemies trying to find and kill the tribrid, could the two of them would be able to fight until the end of all the havoc?

Después de que mi prometido, con quien crecí desde pequeña, pospusiera nuestra boda por séptima vez por culpa de su primer amor, me di cuenta de que esto no tenía sentido. Corrí al hospital para preguntarle por última vez a Juan Torres si aún quería casarse conmigo. Con paciencia, este estaba pelando una manzana para Ana Flores, quien yacía en la cama del hospital. -Sara, ya no eres una niña. Tienes que aprender a ser considerada. Podemos casarnos cuando queramos, pero Ana está enferma, ¡así que no podemos descuidarnos! El cuchillo emitió un leve crujido en la punta de sus dedos, pero me resultó muy molesto. -¡En ese caso, buscaré un nuevo novio! Sus movimientos se detuvieron y, al segundo siguiente, dijo con una sonrisa gélida: -Lo que tú digas.

Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon dahil sa kanyang kalasingan naibigay niya ang kanyang katawan sa isang misteryosong lalaki na hindi niya kilala. Naglasing siya dahil sa walang kwenta niyang kasintahan na matagal na niyang boyfriend. Nagbabalak na rin silang magpakasal sana pero dahil sa natuklasan niya itong nakikipagtalik sa kanyang kababata. Hindi niya akalain na magagawa nila ito sa kanya kaya sa galit niya nag bar siya at doon niya naibigay ang kanyang sarili sa isang lalaking hindi niya kilala. Inalok siya nito na magpakasal sa kanya na kanyang tinanggihan pero dahil sa lagi siyang inaabangan ng kanyang dating kasintahan tinanggap niya ito. It's a contract marriage na kanilang napagkasunduan. Isa itong kwento na magpapatawa at magpapaiyak sayo. Lot of thrills in this story.

Sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana nang makita ni Elena Payton ang kanyang dating kasintahan na si Dante Gillesania, sa kanyang pinagtratrabahuan. Sampung taon na rin ang nakalipas nang nangako si Dante na babalik muli sa kanyang piling. 'Di Alintana, sa hindi inaasahan pagkakataon, magtatagpo muli ang kanilang landas upang buhayin ang nabaon nang nakaraan. Maibabalik pa kaya ang dating matamis at masayang relasyon nila o tuluyan nang maglalaho ito? Maisasayos pa kaya ang pangakong nasira ng panahon o maitatapon na lang ito sa bulong ng hangin? Maipapahayag pa kaya ang nakalipas na malamyos na pagmamahalang nasira ng wasak na pangako? Ito ang kwento ni Dante at Elena. Naghintay. Nagtiwala. At Nagmahal. Ang dalawang taong tinadhana at ipinagkait ng pagkakataon.

Tinakasan ni Valeen Alicia Flores ang plano ng ama niya na ipakasal siya sa anak ng matalik nitong kaibigan. Matagal ng may gusto sa kanya si Allan pero hindi niya ito gusto kaya lumayas siya at napadpad sa Maynila sa tulong ng dating yaya niya. Nakapasok siya sa isang malaking kumpanya at nakilala niya ang kaibigan ng amo niya na si Anton Drake Samaniego. Isang gwapo, batang bilyonaryo, mayabang, arogante at higit sa lahat galit sa pangit. Balatkayo lang ang lahat para makapagtago si Valeen dahil sa likod ng pangit na mukhang yun ay nagtatago ang isang dalagang kaakit akit at gumulo sa mundo ni Drake. May pag-asa bang magkaroon ng happy ending ang kwento ni Valeen at ng Bully niyang lover?