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Rielle, a popular web-novel writer, got caught up in a scandal that ruined her life and everything she ever worked for. Jumping down the towel was all she thought about as she walked down the street leading to the tall building. What gain would it be if she dies and allow her enemies live to enjoy staring at her down beneath the ground? She shunned ending her life and decided to move on but then, seeing the created image of her female lead character displayed on the screen, she felt so jealous of her perfect life. Her character got everything she ever wanted. A perfect life, a perfect world, a position that commands power, her perfect mate, and a powerful villain obsessed with her. Such a perfect, pathetic life! Rielle thought in disgust. She did the unthinkable........ She ended her perfect female lead character. Killing her for no reason. The next morning when she opened her eyes, she was in her own web-novel world and was brought in by the villain. He vowed to be her protector if only she does one thing. "You killed my lover Keisha, and now, you are going to bring her back, or I kill you." he declared, staring at her menacingly. She shivered at the sight of his eyes and knew at that moment that he is the DARK WOLF. The villain of her novel. Not the kind of protector who threatens her, she wanted. But then, she was ready to make him be at her service when she calls. Is danger and destruction lurking with her in her novel world and her with the villain? How far would he go to protect her when everyone would want to take her?

Tiba-tiba saja di sekolah Linda terjadi kerasukan hamil massal. Puluhan siswi berjatuhan mengerang kesakitan. Sesuatu memaksa masuk lewat vagina mereka, perlahan menuju rahim dan membuat perut mereka semakin lama, semakin membesar seperti orang hamil. Mereka semua menjerit-jerit tersiksa seperti wanita yang tiba waktunya persalinan. Para siswi mengejan sekuat tenaga berusaha mendorong entah apa pun itu yang ada di perut mereka. Setiap kali para siswi berhasil mengeluarkan sesuatu yang gaib itu keluar dari perut mereka, tak berapa lama lagi sesuatu itu memaksa masuk lagi lewat vagina mereka. Kejadian itu terjadi berulang-ulang hingga para siswi itu lemas. Peristiwa aneh itu menarik tim YouTuber horor - LoGaibGueKejar, Linda, Beni, Jessica untuk melakukan pengusutan. Ternyata kejadian aneh di sekolah mereka memiliki benang merah dengan peristiwa yang terjadi enam tahun yang lalu. Sebuah event paling barbar tahun itu, yaitu pesta seks akbar di Stadium Gelora Bung Karno. Acara tersebut diselenggarakan oleh preman paling ditakuti di kota Jakarta, yakni Johny Iblis.'Sesugguhnya ada misteri apa di balik semua ini?

Attending a high school reunion, I rode my motorcycle to the venue. By the time I arrived at the Moon Valley Hotel, most of my former classmates were already there. Everyone seemed to be doing well for themselves. The parking lot was filled with luxury cars belonging to high-ranking pack members. There was even a Rolls Royce that belonged to the son of an Alpha. As I dismounted from my motorcycle, a former male classmate I barely remembered looked at me with disdain. "Well, well, if it isn't our former class president. Still riding a basic bike like an omega, I see." During dinner, everyone was fawning over the Alpha's son while completely ignoring me in the corner. Only Derek, our former class monitor and now a beta, sat beside me with a sympathetic look. "Don't worry about it. Even though you're still just an omega like your parents, I'm sure one day you'll rise up in the pack rankings." I couldn't help but smirk, whispering under my breath: "This isn't just any motorcycle. It's the Royal Guard's official vehicle."

The day Eve Jones came back to town, Zac Gibson did not come home all night. The next day, I saw a post on her social media, showing a photo of two hands tightly intertwined, along with Zac’s peaceful, childlike sleeping face. When he finally came home, he threw divorce papers at me and said, "You’ve been standing in Eve’s place this whole time. Now that she’s back, it’s time for you to move on." It did not matter anymore. I was not going to live much longer anyway. Whoever wanted the title of "Mrs. Gibson" could have it. Later, I died. But Zac cried at my grave, kneeling, promising he would never hold anyone else’s hand again.

While taking a trip to Ohio with her family 16-year-old Sakura tattoo receives a magic necklace containing the powers of a being known as the swordkeeper she must now use these powers to find magic weapons and save an alternate universe

Joni, siswa SMU underdog yang tidak beruntung dalam hal percintaan. Demi nama cinta ia ngebet ingin membeli motor sport mahal agar bisa dikagumi kaum hawa. Masalahnya ia tidak punya uang. Demi mendapatkan penghasilan Joni menjajal karir di penulisan platform. Ia mengejar kontrak eksklusif yang menawarkan bonus-bonus cukup besar. Namun ia selalu gagal. Dugaannya karena ia tidak bisa menulis novel dengan tema yang tren di platform, yaitu cinta, CEO dan seks. Akhirnya demi nama riset, ia berguru kepada Mang Oja seorang satpam lingkungan rumahnya. Mang Oja memberikan Joni sebuah jimat yang katanya akan membuat cewek-cewek tergila-gila padanya. Dari sinilah petualangan Joni dimulai. Saking percaya dirinya ia nekat menembak guru paling cantik di sekolah, di lapangan usai upacara di depan semua orang. Sejak kejadian itu peristiwa demi peristiwa terus mempertemukan dia dengan lebih banyak wanita. Tidak hanya itu, ia bahkan terpaksa bertarung dengan seorang CEO, berkompetisi bisnis untuk memperebutkan seorang wanita. Sampai sejauh manakah Joni sang siswa underdog yang tidak dianggap oleh wanita berubah menjadi pria perkasa idaman para wanita. Dan dari sekian wanita yang dekat dengannya apakah pada akhirnya ia akan memilih satu? Siapa dia?

Minahal ni Aya si Dindo ngunit may sikreto ang binatang hindi niya kayang sabihin. Napatay ng sundalong Daddy ni Ava ang mga magulang ng rebeldeng si Dindo. May balak si Dindo na maghiganti ngunit hindi na niya naisakatuparan dahil mahal na niya si Ava. Ang hindi magawa ni Dindo na misyon ay ginawa ng kapatid niya mismo. Napatay ang Daddy ni Ava sa araw ng kanyang graduation at doon niya nalaman ang tunay na pagkatao ng lalaking minahal at pinagkatiwaan niya. Dahilsa galit, naging sundalo si Ava at naging kalaban niya si Dindo na siyang lider na ng mga rebelde. Mabubuo pa kaya silang muli ngayong mortal na silang magkalaban?

The first of a twin is always created to protect and guide the second, but no one said anything about them giving up their identity to fulfill the destiny of their younger sibling. London Elrod had no ambition in life, unlike her sister, who had her head in the cloud. One incident and a thing of joy becomes a river of sorrow, and London takes on the identity of her sister. She now has to answer a name that wasn't hers and carry a cross she knew nothing about. There's a light at the end of the tunnel, but would she be able to survive till she gets there?

On the day of my wedding, I stood on the stage, while my fiance, Jake Stevens, passionately kissed his assistant, Chloe Xanders, in front of everyone. He held her in his arms and said earnestly, “Chloe, don’t worry. Even though you’re not my bride, you’ll always have a place in my heart.” Chloe, who was overwhelmed with emotion, threw herself into his arms and wept as she said to me, “Lily, Jake and I are deeply in love, but fate just didn’t work out for us in this life. Please take good care of him.” Gossip instantly spread around us. Just as I was feeling helpless, my fiance humiliated me further and called me nothing more than a doormat. Watching the two of them clinging to each other, I could not take it anymore. I canceled the wedding on the spot and left for abroad the same night to join my best friend. The next time I met Jack, I had already moved on with someone new. When he saw me interlocking my fingers with my new love and kissing him passionately, his eyes instantly filled with burning jealousy.

“You’re my first everything, Lacey.” Jonathan’s piercing grey eyes seemed to hold Lacey captive. “My first kiss…The first woman to ever make me feel this way…I love you.” A public divorce from her husband leaves Lacey Thalmes with nothing. When her friends convince her to go to a party to forget her worries, she ends up sharing a steamy kiss with CEO Jonathan Taley. Except Lacey doesn’t find out his identity until two years later, and their re-meeting is not exactly rosy. Cold-hearted Jonathan Taley cares about two things only: his company and his younger brother. That is, until Lacey shows up in his life.