kermit x miss piggy

The day Calista Everhart gets divorced, her divorce papers end up splashed online, becoming hot news in seconds. The reason for divorce was highlighted in red: "Husband impotent, leading to an inability to fulfill wife's essential needs." That very night, her husband, Lucian Northwood, apprehends her in the stairwell. He voice was low as he told her, "Let me prove that I'm not at all impotent …"

Jelek, culun, ratu jerawat, dan masih banyak panggilan buruk lainnya yang disematkan pada Alana di sekolah. Kehidupan sekolahnya memang seperti itu, hanya dicari ketika ulangan dan ujian tiba. Seolah tugasnya hanya untuk memberi anak-anak dikelasnya contekan. Situasi di rumah pun tak jauh berbeda. Ayah dan ibu yang selalu bertengkar ketika bertemu, membuat Alana lelah akan semua itu. Di suatu hari ketika dia benar-benar lelah dan kabur ke sebuah toko antik, dia menemukan sebuah buku fanfiction. Nama salah satu tokoh itu mirip seperti namanya, namun yang membedakan adalah Alana yang ada di dalam novel cantik dan pemberani, tak seperti dirinya. Di saat perjalanan pulang, tanpa diduga-duga saat pulang dia ditabrak oleh sebuah truk. Dan ketika bangun, wajah tampan seorang aktor papan atas berada tepat di depan wajahnya. "Alana? Kau kenapa? Aku ini kan kakakmu?" Alana masuk ke dalam novel itu!

Birthday ng boyfriend ni Alison kaya excited siyang pumunta sa apartment nito. May surpresa kasi siya para dito, iyon ay ang pagpayag sa matagal na nitong inuungot sa kanya. Ang pag-aalay ng sarili dito na ilang beses na rin nilang pinag-awayan. Mahal na mahal niya ang lalaki kaya nagpasya siyang pumayag na sa kagustuhan nito, isa pa matagal na rin ang kanilang relasyon. Ngunit hindi niya akalain na siya pala ang masusorpresa ng maabutan niya itong may katalik na babae at ang masakit bestfriend nya pa na si Jenny ang kaulayaw nito. Tahimik siyang umalis sa lugar na iyon at wala sa sariling naglakad sa kalsada habang patuloy siya sa pagluha. Hindi niya napansin ang paparating na sasakyan buti nalang nakapagpreno ang driver. Napaupo si Alison sa kalsada dali-dali namang dinaluhan siya ng driver. " Miss! Answer me! Ayos ka lang ba? Anong masakit sayo?! " nag-aalalang tanong ng lalaki sa kanya. Tiningala niya ito ngunit hindi niya halos makita ang mukha nito dahil hilam sa luha ang kanyang mga mata. Ngumiti siya ng mapait dito at walang ano-ano'y sinabi. " Mr, p-pwede bang angkinin mo ako?"

Louisa Tomkins, CEO of company Tomkins House. She is the most successful businesswomen in town. At the age of 22, Louisa lost her parents which made her cold and untouchable. With that, she has led the company to another peak. Louisa is the kind of woman you would never imagine to get married, or hell to even fall in love with. Then everything changed when she met Henry Stiles, the cheerful, always smiling bodyguard. Henry entered her life like sunlight shining into dark shadows, and brought Louisa into a life she never imagined before. However, while she's busy enjoying fall in love, the biggest dark secret in Louisa's life is waiting to haunt her. Will Louisa keep Henry forever with her? Or will Henry let Louisa go? Figure out in Miss CEO's Bodyguard.

"Jawab Yudhi! Kamu jijik padaku?" Jeritnya semakin histeris, pengaruh obat itu benar-benar membuatnya gila untuk mendapatkan sentuhan dari seorang pria. Yudhi kembali memeluk Marrie, menenangkannya agar tidak terus menjerit. Dikecupnya pucuk kepala gadis itu dengan begitu lembut dan penuh kasih sayang. "Lakukanlah Yudh, aku mohon hapuslah," lirihnya kembali di sela-sela isakan tangisnya. Yudhi menelan salivanya kasar, untuk pertama kali dia harus melakukan hal-hal tidak bermoral ini. Yudhi memejamkan matanya, perlahan mendekatkan bibirnya pada bibir gadis kesayangannya. Menyesapnya, merasakan manisnya bibir itu. Marrie duduk dipangkuan Yudhi, mengalungkan tangannya pada leher Yudhi, meremas rambut pria itu dengan brutal dan menggesekkan kewanitaannya pada celana Yudhi yang mulai terasa menonjol. "Akh, Yudh," desahnya kala bibir Yudhi mulai mencumbunya. Rasa kasar dari lidah pria itu benar-benar memberikan sensasi menggelitik dan merasakan kenikmatan nirwana dunia. Sial, Yudhi benar-benar tidak bisa mengendalikan dirinya. Tubuh gadis itu telah membangkitkan birahinya. "A-aku telah melecehkannya, aku harus bertanggung jawab!" gumamnya dalam hati. Satu malam yang merubah segalanya, Marrie terpaksa bertunangan dengan Yudhistira yang merupakan sahabat dari cinta pertamanya, karena paksaan keluarga besarnya Dapatkah ia bertahan dalam hubungan tanpa rasa? Terlebih saat Dimas tiba-tiba datang dan mencoba merebut hatinya kembali. "Marrie, aku benar-benar mencintaimu. Aku mohon percayalah, hargai perasaanku sebagai tunanganmu."

Emily lives her life by a set of strict rules that might have earn her the name of "goody two shoes" While him– Ace is the playboy bad boy her mother warn her about. Too bad she didn't follow her own rules the night of her younger sister's wedding and now she woke up. Naked. In bed with him. Ace. Her new brother-in-law and her best friend's brother. A man too charming for his own good– Ace but right now he wants a job and stable life but he has to go and spoil that by fucking his goody two shoe sister in-law, didn't he? One night together and they can't get enough of each other and now they have to work together in the same company... office? Miss Goody Two Shoes, follows the life of Emily and Ace then later that of their child. A full blown billionaire Romance Stories!

Alena Resha tak pernah menyangka bahwa akhir hidupnya begitu tragis. Setelah memergoki pacarnya tengah berselingkuh dengan sahabatnya, Alena yang saat itu tengah berlari menjauh, telat menyadari laju mobil dari arah berlawanan. Ia mati konyol. Alena Resha juga tak pernah menyangka, saat membuka mata, ia telah masuk ke dalam novel terakhir yang ia baca dan hidup kembali sebagai tokoh antagonis yang paling ia benci— Aquila Sapphire. Kalau boleh memilih, tentu saja Alena ingin menjadi tokoh pemeran utama wanita, supaya ia bisa menjadi kekasih sang putra mahkota. Atau paling tidak, jadi peran figuran pun bukan masalah, Alena jadi bisa memerhatikan dua karakter favoritnya, yakni sang putra mahkota dan protagonis wanita. Yang jadi masalah. Kenapa ia harus terlahir kembali sebagai Aquila Sapphire?! Perempuan jahat yang selalu berusaha mencelakakan sang peran utama karena merasa iri. Ditambah lagi, berdasarkan novel yang Alena baca, tokoh Aquila memiliki akhir riwayat yang mengenaskan, dia dieksekusi mati oleh sang putra mahkota itu sendiri. Satu hal yang pasti ; Alena tidak ingin mati konyol untuk yang kedua kalinya.

Annette Zales became classmates with notable guys in Ngarap University. She's an amateur gal of Western City. Unexpectedly, she crossed path with the rich guy named Carx Gomes who never been interested of her but only hurts her feelings due to discovered secrecy from his parents' past relationship along with Zales' bloodline. Until, the spark started when jealousy became an aftermath throughout the guys that Carx had thought Annette's been dating with after resigning from him.

I always found myself stuck in a cold room, I don't remember if I was dragged here or I came here myself. Still, I try my best not to give up and walk out of the room and my fault is I always left that door of the room open. "What do you want wealth? Fame? Beauty?" "Just a happy family" ".." "Can you give me that? a happy family in which I can have a father who can spoil me and a mother who can praise me and dress me like a princess" ...... "You should have taken the easy path" "Don't talk like you left me something to choose" "Then you should have tried for a comfortable life" "That's not in my story" ... Seraphina William, I am the daughter of Emily William, and I.. will chase my destiny. *NO-RAPE-ABUSIVE-RELATIONSHIP* Book cover doesn't belong to me credit goes to the creator. Daily update^^ Contact me on Discord- StrangePeace#2394Seraphina William, I am the daughter of Emily William, and I.. will chase my destiny.*NO-RAPE-ABUSIVE-RELATIONSHIP*The book cover doesn't belong to me credit goes to the creator.Daily update^^Contact me on Discord- StrangePeace#2394

"Now that's done let me explain the rules of the new game. You are going to tell me a story. All you have to do is survive the story. Simple right?” In order to save the person he loves, Anderson decided to use whatever means necessary. That resolve took him towards a path he never thought was possible. The story is a little slow but it is quite the fun read. Hope you will join us on our journey with Anderson and his road to survival and power.