Vanilla
He looks at the board "So I was thinking, what would make you stand out? And what do people adore more than anything?"
"Food?"
"Kittens!" He says with obvious glee in his eyes "They're moody, temperamental, abandon you when you need them and all they know how to do is eat and get fat and try scratching your face and yet, they are irresistible, just like you!"
I could kill him right now, can I kill him?
"So, I was thinking—" He pats the ruler on his lips "How does Kittenilla sound?"
"It makes me hungry" I say "Don't even give me that look nutella cookies, nutella bananas, nutella cake! Nutella anything! I'd eat it"
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