How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
There was a pause and then Evand said, “It takes all three of us working together.”
“That won’t be happening anytime soon,” said the other dwarf.
“You know I’ve got dwarf number three inside me, right? If I swallowed you two, would I be able to control the elf?”
“No!” they both said together.
Sometimes when a dwarf says no, he means yes.
“Just remember, even if it doesn’t work, I can swallow you and disconnect you from the gem. That means a lifetime stuck in my head. Believe me, you wouldn’t like it.”
Neither said anything, but it felt like both gems shuddered in my hands. I put them away and took in the view. Beneath us were thousands of troops marching in square formation. Lizardmen and hu