Levi Ackerman Meme Novels & Stories

How the fuck do you expect me NOT to stand up in salute? Blackie, ‘Yeah, yeah! You tell him, bro! Hmph! Levi, your upper head is even dumber than the lower one! Practically laid right on top of my host, pressed your pelvis to my host’s ass, and still didn’t think you’d get a hardon?!’ Levi, ‘…Can you not hit a man while he is down?’ Blackie, ‘Up you mean?’ (¬‿¬) Levi, ‘…’ ಠ_ಠ

i'm not hiding anything, you can check my phone if you want to,” Levi handed me his phone, I examined Levi's phone. I scrolled through his messages trying to understand the strange abbreviations. "What are all these abbreviations for. And why are you using them? Why not just talk to your friends normally?" Levi shifted uncomfortably, his eyes darting back and forth as he tried to find an explanation. "It's just, like, a thing that people do, these days." I glanced at Jasper and he nodded too, urging me to give it a rest and I handed Levi back his phone.

When Levi asked him to be at the clinic in ten minutes, he quickly agreed, regardless of the late hour. Levi stood outside the clinic doors as the doctor arrived ten minutes later. He didn't care to change his plaid pajama bottoms but had thrown on a t-shirt. Dr. Marcus Ackerman had been the pack doctor for years, his experience becoming apparent with the wrinkles crinkling at the corners of his eyes and the smile lines embedded in his leather skin. “Laurence again, really?” The aged doctor questioned as he grumbled up the steps, careful of the small snow piles resting at the bottom of the stairs. “If this isn't legitimate, I'm going to punch him.”

I said awkwardly. “Yes… oh,” Levi chuckled. “So… you missed me?” I asked. “That’s a loaded question, Ami,” Levi said. “Is it? Aren’t we friends?” I asked. “Is that what we are?” Levi asked. “If we aren’t, then what are we?” I asked. “I’m only teasing. I’m whatever you need me to be,” Levi said quietly. “Levi…” I trailed off. “Well! I rented Ever After,” Levi said. I squealed. Yes, squealed.

Chris, why do you sound like my mother, why can't you just be like all my other friends and talk shit about that asshole. Behind me, I heard a familiar voice say, "That asshole is prepared to depart." levi was standing at the skatepark's edge when I gasped in surprise and turned to look around. He had his dark hair pulled back in a fine suit, and he didn't appear to be amused by me at all. I yelled at him, "I'm saying goodbye to my friends, levi. I'll be back later." He hissed, "We're leaving now, mabella.

“Levi!!!” “Nova!!!,”

Leaning back in his seat, he places his arm across his stomach to ease the pain from laughing. “That is what you get, Mutt!” Levi growls. “I will show you soft.” Levi glares over at Kenji, receiving a chuckle from Remiel as he watches the show silently. Levi’s eyes snap to the Angel’s. “You want some too Cousin…” Levi draws out the word cousin as if it was an insult. “You are the one that couldn’t even heal yourself.” He snorts out. Unpeturbed, Remiel flashes Levi a wide grin. “Your jealousy is showing Cousin.” Levi’s eyes widen in shocked outrage at Remiel’s claim. Rising from his seat, he goes to say something else, but Morgana halts him with her words.

Levi pushes up his glasses and smiles at me. "Over here we have Magner MacQuoid the shy one," she points a finger in his direction. He nervously adjusts his glasses and wipes his sweaty forehead with his palm. He waves at me. "And finally, Reuben Ackerman our golden boy," she says with a tease. Reuben just stares at me blankly with a slight tick in his jaw. He seemed irritated. "Let's get ready for our tutoring session shall we?" He says as he walks to the board and cleans a section of it.

"If you ask me, some people must be involved with the wrong kind of women, that's why they won't let their daughters see their real mothers." I was furious and panicked, with no time to argue. My hands were shaking so badly I could barely unlock my phone. After several tries, I finally dialed Vera's number. "Levi, weren't you acting pretty bold when you said you wanted a divorce? "For your information–Ace doesn't need a kidney. "He needs a heart."

It's been a week since Levi's accident and now he's cleared to go home. Levi still doesn't remember me in any way even though I tried making him remember. I could tell he was uncomfortable with my presence but tolerated it. I know he was suspicious of me but he was trying to trust me. He also got his things back so I'm hoping that maybe there's something in his phone that would help him remember.