Levi Ackerman Meme Novels & Stories

I would be letting my wolf out if it was, I swear… “Only me. No need to sound like you want to eat me.” Levi said cheerfully as he walked into my office. Levi was the pack’s Beta, and one of my closest friends. He was also one of the guys who liked to drive me crazy. And seemed to be always smiling. I faked a smile at him as he dropped himself onto the seat in front of my desk. “Jeez, Mase, you used up your smiling quota for the month or something?” he joked. "Because you look miserable as sin, dude."

Adorably annoying. “What about you?” she said quickly, steering the conversation away from herself. “What have you been up to?” Levi’s face lit up, as if he’d been waiting for her to ask. “Collecting action figures,” he said, a dimple peeking out as he smirked. “You know, like the one you broke.” Kat’s head snapped up, her cheeks heating. “It wasn’t my fault! You startled me!” “And you dropped it. My limited-edition Mustang GT,” he said, his voice dripping with faux tragedy. “I mourned for days.”

Levi raised a brow at me as if knowing exactly where my thoughts had gone. “yup” I popped the p with my confirmation. “yay” Levi feigned excitement as the twin’s got rowdy with their animated enjoyment towards the news.

Neil, from the other end of the video call, rebuked Levi furiously, "You're such a useless piece of sh*t!" Levi shrugged indifferently and replied in a taunting manner, "Yeah, I'm a useless piece of sh*t. It's not like today's your first time knowing that. Who are you putting up an act for, getting so mad at me?" Neil swore, "B*stard!" Levi smirked. His smirk was nonchalant as if he had also discarded all hope for himself. "Since I'm a b*stard and you're my father, you're an old b*stard too then."

He growled throwing his chair backwards as he stood up and threw his own box down. Alec sat at the end of the table and blushed, not even trying to pull out his own ‘gifts’. Levi pulled out his magnifying glass, tweezers then condoms looking around the room confused before all the guys busted out laughing. “I don’t get the joke here,” Levi said. “They are saying that you think you have a giant penis but in reality, you can’t find it cause it's so small,” Abel said clutching his sides and laughing. “Open yours, Sam,” Thaddeus said laughing at the joke on Levi that had him snarling and now more than angry.

Levi stood up he had thousand thiuts going through his herir he was already passing through a lot but goin bs k to square one was something that he did not want su all, he has been saving for years just to build up his own business but yo his dirosed everting just crashed, be fejt suffocated, he just wanted to let out the himilstin he felt he hated the way e ruin looked at him like a fslit, he was already tired, he was poor, a son of a Nobody He was tired of his life Levi was an itsilkain man, he just dark brown hair, black eyes, well catber bears that suited him, he had suited body, he was handsome with a stovtice hard face. After biding, Good beys, Adams left the resrurs, he had a s smirk

Leo laughed and nodded, “My friend sent me some memes.” "Show me," I smiled. “Sure,” he unlocked his phone and opened the gallery. “Look,” he showed me the screen and started laughing as I was reading and watching the pictures. A few moments after, we were both giggling, as each meme was funnier than the other. “Damn, this one’s good.” I chuckled. Then, I caught a strong scent. Elijah. I couldn’t lift my head because I didn’t want to see his angry face. He cleared his throat, making us look at him. Leo quickly took the phone and stood up. “Master,” he bowed.

Alex laughed. My phone buzzed. I didn’t even need to check the screen. “Hello—?” “Conan!” Levi’s voice was frantic. “Does it make you happy to dress so cute while you’re with that stupid human?! How can you be smiling at him like that?!” I shot Alex a death glare. He was grinning ear to ear. “What the hell are you talking about, Levi?” “Is it going to be me or that stupid human?” he snapped. “Levi, are you seriously asking me to choose? Isn’t it obvious what I want?”

Levi immediately hung up then turned to Heather with wide eyes. “Did I just say that?" Heather grimaced with a nod. “And I threw up in my mouth" Levi groaned as he slid down to the ground. “I swear I don't know where that came from, I'm normally not that cringey" He explained to Heather but she doubted it. He called Kiara's his guardian angel, it couldn't get more cringey than that. “Don't worry, I can assure you that she's going to forget what you said in a minute since she's busy having fun but next time, cut down on the cringey lines" Levi sighed as he dragged his palm across his face.

He flexed his hands, clenching and unclenching his fists as he repeated the motions a few times until he was used to the brass knuckles and felt confident enough he could punch someone without hurting himself in the process. Half an hour later, Levi made his way to his car, his box tucked safely under his arm. Mrs Ackerman was still at his place, cleaning out the fridge when he arrived. He spent a few minutes reminding her about the importance of discretion; she could certainly learn a thing or two from Angela. There'd be no raise for her for a very long time. "I'm sorry," she replied meekly, her head cocked to the side slightly. "I thought the lass knew."