Life Funny Quotes

To save my unconscious Alpha fiancé, I got trapped in a glacial crevasse on the frozen mountain. I tried to reach him through our bond ninety-nine times, but he blocked me out completely. When he finally found me seven days later, his first words were an accusation. "Elara damaged her eyes trying to save me, and you just had to cause trouble right now!" "You're a trained mountain warrior. How could you get trapped in a small crevasse for seven days?" "I've had enough of your games. Let's break off our engagement." He thought I would cry and argue like before. But I just nodded. "Okay." He didn't know I hit my head when I fell trying to save him. In seven days, I would completely forget him. But when I finally left him completely as he'd promised, he went crazy, searching the world and begging me back.

Sa walong taon ni Jhaxien Montejas sa dating ay ni minsan ay hindi siya nakaramdam ng kanit anong pagtingin sa mga taong nakakameet niya, dahil na rin sa kagustuhan ng kanyang Tiya Veron na makaahon sila sa hirap ay hinanapan siya nito ng lalaking kayang ibigay ang karangyaan sa kanila. until she meet Exell Fabillos isang Mayaman na hari ng mga Sanggano na kung tawagin nila ay mga Mafia ng Eresalve land, na ang sabi nila ay pagmamay-ari nito. unang kita pa lang niya kay Exell ay nakaramdam na siya na hindi sila magkakasundo, dahil hindi ito ang tipo niyang lalaki, na malayo sa crush niyang si Lexford Guevarra na isang mayaman rin na may ari ng isang coffee shop na malapit sa pinagtatrabahuhan niya. Ngunit makakatanggi nga ba siya sa sapilitang kasal agrisibo at sangganong leader ng Mafia.

In a world where only he-wolves were allowed to be Alphas, Seleste Rivas, the only daughter of the Alpha of the Lighttail Banes Pack, couldn't sit still. She knew she had what it took to be a powerful Alpha and would do anything to achieve her goal, including disguising herself as a he-wolf and sneaking into The Ravenwood Academy, where all the next Alpha-in-lines needed to be trained before settling into their roles. But nothing went according to her plans. On her first day, she caught the scents of her mates, the twin brothers of one of the strongest packs, the Wintercrown Shadows Pack. As Seleste navigated the treacherous world of dominance battles, academic rivalries, and the ever-present danger of exposure, especially when she found out her dorm mate was also her mate, she found herself caught in a whirlwind of emotions. She had come for a task, a goal, one she knew she couldn't deviate from. But their matebonds drew her closer, their touches sent her skin ablaze. Every heartbeat risked betrayal, every glance was a gamble. Every slip of her mask could shatter not only her dream, but also her life and those she held dear. And the worst part? She even had a bigger secret than being a she-wolf in a place full of he-wolves. When she uncovered conspiracies within the Ravenwood Academy, would her mates shun her? Or helped her? Would she show her true power and self to save everyone else? In a world where power was everything, Seleste must choose whether to follow tradition or carve a new path for every other she-wolf, even if it meant tearing down the very walls built to keep her kind out, even if it meant sacrificing herself for it. Coverart by @Rainygraphic

Joel Gleason, my childhood sweetheart and fiancé, promised he'd marry no one but me. But then, to help Jenny Swisher, my adoptive sister, get through her depression, he secretly married her. I didn't hesitate for a second before agreeing to marry Conrad Lennon, Jasselton's most untouchable heir, who'd been in love with me for years. After seven years of marriage, he still spoiled me rotten. He clung to me every night like he couldn't get enough. And there was nothing he wouldn't do for me. I really thought I'd found happiness at last. But one day, after we'd slept together, I heard him talking to his best friend. "Jenny's an international best actress now. When are you dumping Jean?" "It doesn't matter. I wouldn't end up with the person I love either way. Besides, I have to keep an eye on Jean. I can't let her ruin all the happiness Jenny worked so hard for." I booted up the computer in Conrad's study and stumbled upon a hidden folder. Inside were over 100,000 photos of Jenny, plus 100 unsent love letters. I'd been fooling myself long enough. It was time to wake up. I got myself a fake body and got ready to start a fire. That was it. Conrad and I were done for good.

Sophie and Oliver thought they had it all because they were a happily married couple and were contented with their relationship. They support one another and care for each other. A faithful night of their second anniversary, they were about to make love when an unexpected woman from Oliver's past emerged. It was nobody other than Lucia, his old lover. As Lucia made her way into their lives, she made Sophie's life hell on earth and finally found a way to separate them. Sophie's divorce with Oliver changed everything Oliver thought he knew about his old lover. Will Sophie accept his apology and forgive him?

Walang mapagsidlan ng saya ang puso ni Nieves Solanna o mas kilala sa pangalan na Snow nang maikasal siya sa pinakamamahal niyang lalaki na si Dalton Travis Donavan. Simula pagkabata ay wala na siyang ibang hiniling at pinangarap pa kundi ang maikasal kay Dalton. Anak ito ng Tito Gilbert niya, isa sa mga matalik na kaibigan ng Papa niya at nang marinig niya na hinihingi nito ang kanyang kamay para sa isang kasal ay walang pag-aalinlangan siyang pumayag. Kahit na alam niyang ang tanging dahilan lamang nito ay para sa family business nila. Forced into a marriage to merge their family business, Dalton Travis Donavan found himself falling in love with his wife. Mabait, mapagmahal at maalaga ang kanyang naging asawa kaya naging madali para sa kanya na masuklian ang pagmamahal na ibinibigay ni Snow sa kanya. Pero kakasimula pa lang nilang dalawang mag-asawa nang muling bumalik ng bansa ang isang babaeng minsan na rin niyang minahal. Walang iba kundi si Samantha Perez. Tinukso at inakit nang dating kasintahan kaya nagawa niyang pagtaksilan ang babaeng walang ibang ginawa kundi ang mahalin at tanggapin siya. "NILOKO MO AKO! AKO NA WALANG IBANG GINAWA KUNDI ANG MAHALIN KA! IKAW ANG UNANG SUMIRA SA PAGSASAMA NATING DALAWA! ANG SAKIT NA IBINIGAY MO SA AKIN ANG SIYANG NAGING DAHILAN PARA KAMUHIAN AT GANTIHAN KITA!" malakas na sigaw ni Snow sa asawang si Dalton habang puno ng mga luha ang kanyang buong mukha. "Oo, inaamin kong nagkamali ako. Pero hindi sapat 'yon para gantihan mo ako, Snow! Nag-iba ka na, at alam kong ako ang may kasalanan sa lahat nang ito," puno ng pait na sagot ni Dalton. Kaya pa kayang ibalik muli ang dating matamis na pagmamahalan? Kung nakaukit na sa buong puso at utak nila ang sakit at pagtataksil sa isa't isa.

Nagising si Maxine sa ospital sa Maynila na walang matandaan, hindi maalala ang sarili niyang pangalan o ang nangyari bago siya na-ospital. Hinarap niya ang mundong hindi niya kilala, kasama si Anthony, isang lalaking mayabang na tila may alam sa kanyang nakaraan, at si Amanda, isang mahinahong babae na may lihim na intensyon at protektado ni Anthony. Sa gitna ng kanyang pakikipaglaban para maibalik ang alaala, natutuklasan ni Maxine ang mga piraso ng relasyon niya, lalo na kay Mikael, isang misteryosong lalaki na posibleng kasintahan niya.. Habang hinaharap ang galit at pagkukulang ng pamilya, at mga suliraning pinansyal, nakita siya ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan na si Claudine at iwinaksi ang kanyang nakaraan. Sa gitna ng nakalimutang nakaraan, komplikadong pamilya, pagmamahal at pagtataksil, kailangang piliin ni Maxine kung haharapin ba niya ang nakalimutang buhay o sisimulang muli ang bagong yugto ng kanyang buhay.

- MATURE CONTENT Kinailangang magbalatkayo at itago ni Kim ang angkin niyang ganda at karisma upang matanggap sa trabaho bilang sekretarya ng gwapo at mayamang CEO na si Marco Chavez. Hindi niya alam na may mas malalim pa silang koneksyon nito na nangyari sa nakaraan. -------- Nancy Alcantara, Jolina, Charmaine, Tiffany. Mga babaeng kinahumalingan ni Marco Chavez na CEO ng isang kumpanya. Paano kung malaman niyang ang mga babaeng iyon ay iisang babae lang pala... at ang babaeng iyon ay ang Sekretarya niyang nagbabalatkayo pala sa ibang anyo. .SSPG .CEO .Secretary .Taguan ng anak .Multiple personality

Ever since her nonbiological Mom died, she loathed and blamed herself for that. Avery Maureen Del Hera escaped home when she thought her father whom she grew up with wanted her to go to States, and even be with her biological parents, without him fighting for her. Hence, that's the bare part of the story. When she escaped home, she found a place . . . with the help of her own fate. A zone-like place, literally, with its wide and grandeur sceneries, isolated from the world. It's the Zone of Yavanna, or how the Zoners called it as Forest Survival. It definitely comes with names. Yet she eventually held one while being in there, a codename- a new identity: Cosimia. Her tale begins right at that moment. A journey of being the real sleeping beauty, for she's never awakened with the truth that she's been lost all along. She may have sought where she belongs, but did she see where it will lead her? In this forest that bargains life, away from the cruelty of death, one will strive for the betterment of herself, to think of what will become of her. Here's the thing, she's never a Del Hera, yes, but did she know, too, she's never Avery Maureen?

When your ex-husband, who broke your heart and shattered your soul six years ago, organizes a gala party, you have no choice but to get yourself involved. After all, you’re now a made woman, a CEO in your own right, of a green food company. So you return to his company, powerful and stunning, and you shock him to his very core with your appearance on his board. But you are shocked too, because you realize you’re still attracted to him. Even more strongly than when you were married to him. And that’s a problem, because he’s engaged to the new shiny lady on the block. They say you can’t eat your cake and have it, but what if you can?