Life Funny Quotes

After silently contributing to his marriage for three years, Frederick York's wife demands a divorce, citing that she can't stand him. Then, when his true identity is revealed, his ex-wife and her family are filled with regret.

After my boyfriend risked his life to save me in a fire, I proposed to him. But he refused, saying he was burdened with massive debt and wasn’t worthy of me. From then on, I worked five jobs a day, just to pay off what he owed as soon as possible. But fate had other plans. I was diagnosed with brain cancer. When I finally saved enough and went to say goodbye, I overheard his conversation with his friends. “The heir of the Law family, pretending to be broke in front of some poor girl. Seriously?” “She’s worked herself to the point of coughing up blood. You really don’t feel anything?” Landon Law curved his lips into a faint smile. “This is just a test for her. Once we’re married, I’ll treat her well.” “And what about Clara Shaw? She’s coming back soon. That rich girl has been talking about marrying you for years.” After a long silence, he finally spoke. “They’ve both been through hard times with me. I can’t let either of them down.” “But Clara’s fragile. She can’t handle any shock. She wouldn’t survive without me. I have to protect her. “Stella is understanding. As long as I give her the position of Mrs. Law, she’ll accept it.” The moment I heard that, everything went black, and I collapsed. When I woke up again, Landon was gripping my hand tightly. “Stella, don’t be afraid! Even if I lose everything, I’ll make sure you get treated!” A mechanical voice suddenly echoed in my mind. [Congratulations. You have been granted the ability to detect lies.] [Accumulate more than five detected lies from the male lead to exchange for a full recovery from brain cancer.]

Raven Hart is finally turning 18. She has always been the outcast because her parents were rogues and despite trying to fit in, no one ever gave her a chance until now. Just before her heat kicks in for the first time at the Full Moon event, Eric Masters, the Alpha of the Wild Fang Walkers scoops her up and leaves before any other unmated males can have her. Instantly she feels the bond between the two of them when their eyes meet and the power of the heat takes control of her senses. Unable to wait, they mate on the way even though they could be ambushed. After returning to the pack house, they face the music of what they have done and Eric has to decide if keeping his mate is worth losing his rightful place. Read Mated For Life: The Alpha's Mate Book One of the Mated For Life series to find out if everyone accepts her as the alpha mate or if they end up fighting for it all.

Sa walong taon ni Jhaxien Montejas sa dating ay ni minsan ay hindi siya nakaramdam ng kanit anong pagtingin sa mga taong nakakameet niya, dahil na rin sa kagustuhan ng kanyang Tiya Veron na makaahon sila sa hirap ay hinanapan siya nito ng lalaking kayang ibigay ang karangyaan sa kanila. until she meet Exell Fabillos isang Mayaman na hari ng mga Sanggano na kung tawagin nila ay mga Mafia ng Eresalve land, na ang sabi nila ay pagmamay-ari nito. unang kita pa lang niya kay Exell ay nakaramdam na siya na hindi sila magkakasundo, dahil hindi ito ang tipo niyang lalaki, na malayo sa crush niyang si Lexford Guevarra na isang mayaman rin na may ari ng isang coffee shop na malapit sa pinagtatrabahuhan niya. Ngunit makakatanggi nga ba siya sa sapilitang kasal agrisibo at sangganong leader ng Mafia.

Nagising si Maxine sa ospital sa Maynila na walang matandaan, hindi maalala ang sarili niyang pangalan o ang nangyari bago siya na-ospital. Hinarap niya ang mundong hindi niya kilala, kasama si Anthony, isang lalaking mayabang na tila may alam sa kanyang nakaraan, at si Amanda, isang mahinahong babae na may lihim na intensyon at protektado ni Anthony. Sa gitna ng kanyang pakikipaglaban para maibalik ang alaala, natutuklasan ni Maxine ang mga piraso ng relasyon niya, lalo na kay Mikael, isang misteryosong lalaki na posibleng kasintahan niya.. Habang hinaharap ang galit at pagkukulang ng pamilya, at mga suliraning pinansyal, nakita siya ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan na si Claudine at iwinaksi ang kanyang nakaraan. Sa gitna ng nakalimutang nakaraan, komplikadong pamilya, pagmamahal at pagtataksil, kailangang piliin ni Maxine kung haharapin ba niya ang nakalimutang buhay o sisimulang muli ang bagong yugto ng kanyang buhay.

From a campus romance to marriage, Dominic Fleming had always believed he led a perfect life. His wife, Isabella Sinclair, was dazzlingly beautiful. Their daughter, Lilith, was sweet and obedient. Dominic sometimes told himself he must have been a saint in a past life to deserve such happiness. Everything began to change the moment Isabella's so-called "sworn brother," Alexander Grant, entered their lives. Alex's name appeared more and more often, and it crept into every corner of their marriage. For Lilith's sake, Dominic endured the strain again and again until the day of the accident. As he lay on the operating table with his life hanging by a thread, Isabella was not at his side—she was with Alexander instead. That was the moment Dominic's heart finally turned cold. So why did Isabella regret it? She knelt with Alexander, who likewise barely clung to life, and wept as she begged Dominic for forgiveness. "Dom, I know I was wrong. Let's get married again. I will make him kneel and beg you for forgiveness," Isabella said. "Scram," Dominic replied. Isabella nodded eagerly. "Fine. I will throw him out right now!" "Get the fuck out too!" Dominic barked.

In my dormitory, there was a poor student. With all the good intentions in the world, my roommates and I were eager to help her, not realizing how much our help would cost. She wasn't impressed by the hairdryer we offered, insisting on borrowing a branded one instead. The skincare products we gave her? They were applied to her feet. And, as if that wasn't enough, she specifically demanded luxury face cream. One day, I lent her my tablet to look up some information, and to my surprise, she secretly opened up my gaming app, spent all the diamonds and reward tickets I had saved for half a year, and left me empty-handed. When I asked her to pay me back, she turned the tables and posted a public message online, accusing me. "I'm just a poor student from the countryside, never played games before. Are the materials in the game really worth this much?" Before I knew it, the comment section was flooded with criticisms of me. In a fit of frustration, I fired back with a post of my own, throwing her into the spotlight. "Well, I suppose you've never tasted the bitterness of being cyberbullied, have you?"

Nina Facelo is your average type of girl. Hindi maganda at hindi rin naman pangit, simple lang sya kung baga. Mahilig magbasa, manood ng Rom-Com movies, mahilig magbake, kumain, and a k-pop fan with strange hobbies. Kahit na palagi syang natatawag na weirdo, loner, at nerd ay wala siyang paki-alam. She have the best sets of friend, kahit dalawa lang ito. But an accident happened, habang naglalakad sya papunta sa isang bookstore, upang bumili ng libro na palaging bukambibig ng kanyang kaibigan. It's was tittled with Illuminating Darkness. A Romance-Fantasy novel. An unexpected faith occurred she was about to go home, she saw an old woman who's in trouble. The old woman was being harassed by thieves! Pilit nitong hinihila ang hand bag ng matanda, and when she saw this, ay nagpakabayani ito at ipinagtanggol ang matanda without knowing the consequences. And right before her eyes, she was stab! It happen so fast, that in a blink of an eye. She was clutching her stomach, watching the blood flowing from her tummy,like a fountain. Akala nya mamamatay na sya. But suddenly, she woke up in a different body. The body of Lady Marina, daughter of the powerhouse Edwards. What in the world just happen?!

🌙 SYNOPSIS 🌙 "The moment I mark you, everything about you becomes mine. Your body, your heart, your soul; all of you becomes mine to please, mine to protect, and mine to damage. You can’t back away from it, Elodie “ ×. ×. × On the night of her wedding, Elodie's world falls apart when she is rejected and killed by her supposed mate and twin sister. That night, she realized that everything she had known and held dear was all a lie. She wakes up only to realize she has reincarnated and gone back to six months ago. With limited time to reverse her ill fate and make those who betrayed her pay, Elodie strikes a deal with the Ruthless Lycan King to become his Luna. What she doesn't know is that getting revenge and living happily ever after is not as easy as she read in books. She might have made a simple deal with the Lycan King but who exactly is he? He is dark, he is mysterious, he is Ruthless, he is a devil. Or is he? She's here for revenge and finding love was never part of the plan but from the very first moment they met, he was never planning on letting her go.

My name is Eleanor Keating. In my past life, my older sister—Alice Keating—and I were entrusted to the McKellen family in Arborhill by our parents for arranged marriages. I married John McKellen, the eldest son. While he might not be conventionally handsome, his calm demeanor and unwavering reliability stood out. Alice married Xavier McKellen, the younger son. Handsome as he was, he was equally carefree and unpredictable in his actions. Eager for a grandchild, the family patriarch—Henry McKellen—made a promise. The first to bear a child would have their offspring named the next heir of the family. After our wedding, John and I conceived. Our child was naturally declared the next heir, and with that, John and I gained influence and power within the family. Tensions between Alice and Xavier escalated into frequent fights. Eventually, both had affairs, and their marriage ended in a bitter divorce. Believing they had dishonored the family, John banished them from the household. Blinded by jealousy, Alice poisoned me and my child, ending both our lives. When I open my eyes again, I find myself back on the first day I arrived at the McKellen residence. But this time, Alice makes the first move and sleeps with John. In that moment, I realize she, too, has been given a second chance at life. Unfortunately, she has no clue that John is a twisted man. Not only is he devoid of love, but he also sees women as mere stepping stones in his relentless pursuit of power.