The Professor
Jason clapped his hands loudly, interrupting both girls, "Gabrielle, Derek does have a cousin and they live together. Maya, I think Darla considers me a friend."
Gab snorted loudly and they turned to look at her, "What?" She raised her hands in surrender, "Both their names start with a D and they both have five letters, don't tell me you guys didn't think that was funny?"
Maya shook her head. Jason slapped a palm on his forehead.
"Anyways, we were planning on having a surprise party for Derek. It'll be at his place, of course, and trust me, it's going to be loads of fun."